I can’t evaluate if doing “the chop” at Native Americans is racist without knowing if the choppers are FSU fans. How can I be expected to peer into their very souls?

Fuck Ja Rule. He’s a disgusting piece of shit. Those models were there to do a job, but were surrounded by drunk assholes. And there’s Ja Rule trying to get them to take their clothes off and jump in the ocean.

Besides the laborers and all the other natives that were taken advantage of, that was honestly the worst part. Yeah, the whole situation sucked, but at the end of the day, this all happened to a bunch of rich kids and no one died so, whatever. But actually being there and seeing everyone getting fucked over, and then…

As soon as someone says “No negative attitudes, you’re off the team!” to someone pointing out physical impossibilities in the logistics, you know it’s going to be bad.

In the Netflix version- did anyone else kind of freak at the guy who said that after they were told to just go get tents he said ‘we didn’t want neighbors so we started destroying, ripping, and pissing on beds in the tents around us ” or words to that effect? I found that chilling- how many of those types are out…

I only watched the Netflix documentary, but man was that thing stunning and it really it clear that it wasn’t just a bunch of rich kids losing some money. I was also shocked how much sympathy I felt for the other organizers as you could really sense not only how trying the preparation process had been for them, but…

We had to put our dog, Doodle-Bug, down today. He was just old and sick and there was nothing we could’ve done for him. We had him for 18 years and I don’t know what I’m going to do without him. He’d been with me since I was 8 and was the first dog I ever owned.

Sounds like the perfect uncle tbh

<whispers> I took him to visit my wife’s parents a couple days ago. Stay tuned.....

Despite my chronic greyness, some of you know I’m trying to get pregnant, and was miserable about my painful late disappointing disappearing period this month. I’m really in need of the anonymous support of some internet denizens because TURNS OUT THAT WAS NOT A PERIOD. The “period” pain got so bad I rang my doctor…

Shelter Cat Update!

Hi kittens! My cat Blanchie had all of her teeth removed in surgery this week, and she’s absolutely great. Woke up from surgery purring and has been a calm, much happier cat now that she’s pain free, for probably the first time in years. I’m so happy the vet checked her mouth at her well visit and found the lesions…

Here’s Pete.

I have eaten there 5 times. Of those 5 times, 4 of them resulted in me spewing out of both ends for the next 24-48 hours. When I’m with a group and that’s where they want to go, I either have to put up with it and roll the dice or be That Person. Sometimes it’s just easier to take the discomfort (and temporary weight…

I loathe Chipotle. Our craft service person served it for lunch this week and you would’ve thought it was a Michelin starred meal for all the excitement exhibited by cast and crew. I do not understand the Chipotle devotion.

“We’ve found prayer rugs out here. It’s unreal.”

So, the working theory is that a Muslim terrorist (instead of coming to the US on a tourist visa) flies to Mexico, being very careful to pack his prayer rug, crosses the border across the desert (instead of walking across the border at a legal entry point), and then after hauling this rug from the Middle East, across…

I hug you. You’ve been a light in these dark times. You have to remember, a LOT of people in the US don’t even pay attention to any of this shit and just shunt along in blissful ignorance, or parrot whatever news of choice tells them. Those of us that frequent our aka ‘echo chambers’ like this, also usually do the…

what kind of dicks are you sucking

When I was 11 I swallowed the pop top to a soda can. I had to know what letter my future boyfriend’s name started with, so I twisted the pop top off and then tossed it into the soda can. As I was taking the last swig, I accidentally swallowed it. I really did not want to tell my parents what an idiot I was, so I went…