Strange to say, I actually like these as a slideshow. I don’t like having to scroll through every single story on the same page

She has not said anything that leading Israeli voices aren’t saying themselves. Public discourse needs to move beyond the immaturity of “If you say you like waffles, you must also be saying you hate pancakes”. Pointing out the inhuman conditions of Palestine is not the same as erasing the horrors Israel faced during…

It is possible to both condemn Hamas for the attack, and to condemn Israel for its ongoing abuses of the Palestinian people.

I don’t think “dressing like Johnny Depp” and “dressing like Jason Mamoa,” (including favoring multiple rings), are different enough things that you can confidently ascribe malicious intent.

What crazy fancy school did you go to where they were teaching languages outside of english in 5th grade? Where I grew up, Spanish wasn’t even offered until high school, and even then wasn’t required.

Also, this assignment would probably qualify as critical thinking and writing, since you have to lay out your case for…

I’m sorry but the image of multiple abortion attempts is absolutely killing me right now, like the fetus is just dodging instruments like the fucking road runner.

Every time I read a Ted Cruz quote, I heal my brain by reading a Craig Mazin quote. Craig was Cruz’s college roommate. He has A LOT to say. Today we’re going with: “When I first met Ted I had no word to describe him, but only because I didn’t speak German. Thank you Germans for Backpheifengeischit”.

Hold the phone, Ted Cruz is up next >.>

Appalachian sex educators being forced to hide in safe houses.

By “classical liberal arts” they mean that nothing in philosophy which is inconsistent with 2000-year-old philosophy may be taught. It’s the rejection of the last 200 years of philosophy entirely, and the insistence that the rubric for the 1800 years before that is how closely it adheres to those parts of classical…

I’ve asked my state legislators to introduce a bill that would guarantee either New Jersey in-state public university tuition or their own state’s in-state tuition, whichever is lower, to any Florida high-school student who wants to leave America’s Hungary and study here. One important part of DeSantis’ legacy will be…

He seems like one of those types that would make one of those high pitched foppish squeeks of indignation the first time you slapped that grin off his fucking face.

If I weren’t so late and I so tired I would be laughing my ass off at this, but at least I can still smile and chuckle. 

Catching dildos is the new trust falls.

Well they had to say grace before eating the banana.

“LIZZO hounded her employees to catch dildos ejected from performers’ vaginas. LIZZO cheered loudly to motivate employees to eat bananas protruding from performers’ vaginas.”

Admittedly, those words are quite tame considering the words I’ve used to refer to her. 

How about giving citizens the same test we give immigrants who want to be citizens? Seems fair if we expect it of them.

I was a parent before I was old enough to vote, so that definitely made me super unselfish and awesome at long-term decision-making.

How shocking; the guy with zero understanding of empathy believes that you need to be related to someone to care about their future. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m rooting for Zuckerberg. Knock this piece of shit the fuck out, Mark.