Thank you, kind stranger. This is the information I needed to know. Netflix can keep their grimdark Sabrina. I want talking Salem!

I'm like 28 Days had a rehab scene? I don't remember a.....ooohhhh, I'm thinking of 28 Days Later....my bad. Carry on.  

She has also made pretty gross public statements about at least her oldest daughter Brielle. I recall something about her tweeting Chrissy Teigen that Brielle would give a BJ for tickets or to meet him. Her defense was that she knows them and it was a joke. But Chrissy and John were like, yeah it was out of line.…

What’s the confusion? The ‘weird thing’ on that giant ass is just a black coat.

Kardashian appeared to have made infant daughter Chicago’s head smaller before posting her pic

VPR has easily become my favorite part of the Bravo world... it’s just too delicious. 

Just give us VPR year-round.

Secretly?

She’s wayyyyy better on VPR vs. RHoBH. However, I will miss her over-the-topness that she brings to RHoBH. Watching Gina in her tiny-ass ‘casita’ and LeeAnn and D’Andra quibble over the cost of upgrading to first class kinda hurts.

The first three seasons were instantly iconic, just so pernicious. I’m so glad she gave us Vanderpump Rules because my guilty pleasure is watching horrible people be horrible to each other.

Ha. Macron really got under his skin.

Meanwhile in Tampa, our governor is suing our county because we wouldn’t let his henchmen strongarm the vote counters, instead banishing them to an adjacent room to observe through windows.

Lol just realised my typo. Now zombie Trump is the stuff of nightmares. 

Oh god, Zombie Trump in 2106...

Those tweets....sigh

Thank you for this. Not that I’m married, nor have I ever been, but I do come from divorced parents who had an awful relationship, so it took years and years for me to imagine a world in which marriage isn’t a recipe for a lifetime of misery. It’s nice to hear from someone who is happily married! What you’re saying…

Ew. Nothing like a preschooler with halitosis. Those kids’ dentist is going to make a mint from those kids.

I’m fucking sick of the wackjob vegan and/or health nut sanctimommies. I have a friend who’s now gone full on anti-vaxxer, and the only reason I’m still FB friends with her is so I can hate-follow her and see what demented bullshit she’s trying on her kids next. The other day she posted something about how her she…

“Can you imagine 25 years of marriage, to one person, even Barack Obama? Or 25 years of anything?”

Oh, children. You don’t imagine the time. You imagine the things you’d like to do with your time. And then you try to do them.
(Just celebrated 26 years of marriage with Mr. UrbanAchiever and no, we didn’t imagine it. We…

Im not sure I agree with Armie here. Stan Lee touched A LOT of lives in various ways. Posting a photo of yourself with him can be a way of honoring a moment that meant a lot to you or was special. I think posting a unique picture of yourself with a person you admired is better than reposting a canned image/getty…