He has absolutely zero redeeming values. None. He has zero empathy and can’t even pretend. He is a bully and a coward.

I have never hated anyone as much as I hate Trump. He is a grossly incompetent asshole.

Remember how much Trump loves the military? And how much he loves telling us of that?

This is barely even 2D checkers, let alone 6D chess.

Not that this will matter at all, but this is election tampering. Trump is directly pushing against proper vote tabulation and alluding to all sorts of conspiracy theories when it’s the GOP who participated in all the voter suppression. 

Funny how Trump didn’t give a fuck about election integrity in AZ until Sinema pulled ahead of McSally. And what are the chances he completely drops the subject if McSally ends up winning. He’s so fucking transparent it’s fucking PATHETIC that anyone believes him.

When I’ve thought I wanted to go back to an earlier time, I did NOT mean Florida 2000. Fuck me for not being very explicit.

I know he has no idea how NATO functions, but Europe building up its military is, literally, what he’s actually been asking for years

This is a bit off topic, but I need to say this.

This guy Whittaker, I don’t know him, but he’s a great guy. Lots of people say he’s great. A good thinker. Not as good as me, but still pretty good. But I don’t know him. He said some nice things about me on Fake News CNN, but I don’t know him. I mean we’ve met a couple of times and talked about Russia. No colusion by…

Pssst. Rubio. Scott. Spanky. The louder you guys yap about the Florida recount, the more guilty it makes you look. This has been a public service announcement.

Trump: Just out — in Arizona, SIGNATURES DON’T MATCH. Electoral corruption - Call for a new Election? We must protect our Democracy!

Megyn had zero business doing any kind of political or election coverage after her Brett Kavanaugh cheerleading she did during his confirmation hearings, not that she had any business being on NBC’s straight news coverage, period, because she’s an unapologetic racist.  Shit, Megyn threw away any claim she had to being…

While I’ve never done that, I have wrote “Are you fucking kidding me” legal briefs, and boy are they satisfying to write. It’s always fun when you secretly write a brief so that “you fucking idiot” could go at the end of most declarative sentences.

The only part about being a lawyer that sounds appealing to me is to to write terse letters in lawyer-speak telling people to fuck off and die

just let me have this one, all right?  :)

Alive and in a helicopter, flying towards 3+ movies.

That darn tan suit. It really was visually jarring after years of black, navy, and grey suits, but Barack had a squeaky clean presidency as far as the things we can publicly see, so of course he gets a pass for that.

“I know I’m a single white male from South Carolina, and I’m told I should shut up, but I will not shut up, if that’s OK.”

only blank Republican in the Senate