First fuck Kinja...okay now where was I

My fav is the cunt one. 

I had 2 huge raccoons in my yard today. I heard what sounded like cats fighting so first I thought maybe something was wrong with my kitties. They were fine so I thought maybe it was 2 outdoor kitties fighting & I went out to scare them and holy crap 2 huge ass raccoons were yelling at each other. I have a 12 pound…

Yes I was told that a lot when I finally cut my dad out. But he's your dad give him another chance or he's changed. No he hasn't changed and I've given him plenty of chances. It sucked to be made aware that he died by a police officer but I hadn't talked to him in 10 years and it's his fault we didn't have a…

I love her. She's always my fav guest on it and as soon as the news about Hardwick came out my first thought was I hope Yvette gets the job. She's so into it with her notebook and she's funny. I'm looking forward to watching her on a show that's gotten boring about a show that's gotten boring yet I still tune in. FML

I’m going to try this again. Kinja is not cooperating for me tonight. I had a message typed out but it wouldn’t post. I know it’s not enough but wanted to tell you I’m so sorry this happened to you. You may feel many different feelings and all of them are okay. If it was by someone you know you absolutely have the…

I’m so sorry about your pup. I recently lost mine to heart disease. 

Mine started doing that after falling and hurting herself a couple times while turning. She’s finally starting to try to turn again but now she’s getting cocky when I tell her to be careful. 

Yay I love it. I really like watching my little become an independent individual. Mine is really cautious so when she does something like this it's a lot of hard work on her part. I'm trying to encourage her to become her own person and have faith in herself. Next thing you know they'll be going on dates and driving a…

“Apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur” Your comment made me sing this stupid song. Thanks.

Is that all it takes? I guess the protests here in the US hasn't made him feel unwelcome enough. I would positively donate to buy anti Trump blimps to station around the US especially in DC and FL or maybe have a fleet of blimps that show up right before he travels anywhere and always at any rallies he continues to…

Good luck and many hugs. My friend had to recently have brain surgery to remove cancer and it was really scary but she made it thru okay and so far hasn't had any bad side effects. Sending you many positive healing thoughts. Don't be afraid to skip for and accept any help you need or are offered. Friends and family…

I used to have such plump lips and beautiful skin but now that I'm getting older the lips are getting thinner and my smile and frown lines are getting worse. I was thinking of saving up for fillers but don't want to be one that goes too far with it. I don't think I would but you never know. Did you get the urge to get…

I so, so sorry. Ugh, I recently lost my pup after 14 years and it's so heartbreaking losing a member of the family.  Especially when you have to make such a difficult decision but you did the right thing. As my vet told me I gave my dog the last gift I could and spared her from suffering more. Hugs to you. Your dog is…

Good choice. You can come use my washer and dryer if you bring the wine.

My 7 yr old and I watch the news in the mornings and she saw the balloon and was laughing so hard and said he acts like a baby. She’s inherited my hatred of him and frequently goes on rants about him and his policies. I think it’s amazing that she wants to watch the news and be aware of what’s happening in our…

So in other words those that frequently say "hold my beer" on viral videos?

So they caused a bunch of layoffs and then are going to sell? Makes sense. I'm so sorry everyone at GMG. 

Ikr, she needs a dictionary because she doesn’t understand what that word means. You purposely put yourself in the water with sharks. People get bitten by docile breeds of sharks. Any Shark Week shows this. It’s like the lady a couple weeks ago that was feeding nurse sharks off the back of a boat and got her hand…

“Many women need this option because of malnutrition and poverty." I'm confused by this. Breastfeeding is free and from a mother's body so the baby's receiving antibodies and other goodies from breastfeeding. When I had to stop breastfeeding and switch to formula that stuff is so expensive and because my kid is so…