I'm going to watch Last Week w John Oliver on demand while he speaks. His voice literally makes me angry. He could be reading Goodnight Moon and I'd still be yelling at the TV.

I loved that show. Yes it was dumb but fun. My friend & I would watch it and laugh the whole time and it introduced me to shows I never would've known about. All of the people on it were funny. 

The kids across the street have one and they are so heavy. I had to help the 11 years old girl carry it when she got down to the end of the street and it started raining. Her dad was yelling to get it back inside from the rain and watched as we struggled to carry it down the street. Also the two of us walking was way…

I’ve been sobbing each time I’ve watched these reunions. I have a kid and I hate when she’s at the neighbor’s playing with her friends that I’d be terrified if she was taken from me and have no idea where she was as all parents should be.

Yep I read the craziest crap he said at the rally which why in the hell is he still having these? He also went after Elton John on some crazy ass rant and again attacked Maxine Waters saying she has an IQ in the 60s. This may have been one of the weirdest rants from him recently. I read the highlights, if you can call…

I went to the Sundance Film Festival for work in 2000 or 2001 and saw/met a lot of famous people and all were very nice and gracious except one. My friends and I were waiting to get a table at a small dinner for breakfast and there were quite a few others waiting but you expect it to be busy. A group of people walked…

Me in 1990 looked really good with my big bleach blonde hair. Actually I’m not all that embarrassed by the pics in mine. Somehow I got Most Individual but I think mostly because I was the most known weirdest girl but defi6not the weirdest at the school. There's a couple other girls that should've been given the honor.…

Damn I take a couple days off and come back to this. Sounds like you got a decent buyout but that doesn’t really make it much easier. Good luck in the future. Jezebel has been one of the things that keeps me from continuously rocking in the corner from the awfulness our world is increasingly becoming. I feel like…

I love your comment if anyone else judged me as much as I judge myself they would be evil ;)  I gained quite a bit of weight the last year from medical issues so trying to get used to my new body that I hate.

Ha ha thanks. I can share. I also thought it made him so much cooler because he dated Tori Amos. I had a golden retriever named Tori because she had the same shade of red hair. The 90s were my decade, I also had a black cat named Lilith. Not sure my pet names have gotten any better as I have a tiny Chihuahua named…

This is my post except change Texas to Florida. Not glad you have the same issues as me but glad I'm not the only one that feels like that. 

I loathe shorts but mostly because I hate my legs. Even when I was thin I hated them. I’ll wear skirts and dresses but stay away from shorts. I’m mostly in jeans or cropped jeans. The worst part is living on the sun with 90% humidity. We made the trek to Disney last month and I finally broke down and bought some…

He was totally my 90s celebrity boyfriend. I had a full size wall poster of him in my apartment in college and also had a framed pic of him in my bedroom. I even had a dog named Reznor and saw his house in New Orleans. I promise I’m not a stalker but my friend did leave him a note in his mailbox. His back gate was…

That’s so fucking scary. I have a 7 year old and in no way think she’d be ready to fully understand a court case and she speaks English and has been in the US her whole life. What the fuck is wrong with people? Thank you so much for all you do.

I've never been happier that I have a hysterectomy in my life. I saw the announcement on TV and just said oh shit, this is terrible news. So now what do we do that we haven't already been doing? They fight dirty & as much as we say civility and all that nonsense it doesn't fucking work these days. I have a young…

I have a fairly wide variety of taste when it comes to who I find attractive but my biggest celebrity crush is Jason Momoa. That man is gorgeous. Plus he seems from what I've heard about him to have a great personality and a wicked sense of humor which makes him that much more attractive. 

As is the lady in her costume at Walt Disney World. At least I’m guessing it was a woman but some of it had to be padding, maybe. We went a few weeks ago and the character was walking around and I remarked to my friend about how bootilicious Mrs. Incredible was. At the time I’d not seen either of the movies. She is…

Took the little yesterday. I haven’t seen all of the first one, just buts and pieces but she’s watched it a few times and asked to go this weekend. I had no idea how popular it would be. I looked online to find the times it was playing & decided to go ahead and buy tickets online & they let you pick your seats. I had…

I don’t understand the Suing Your University 101 seminar. Can someone enlighten me? Why are they wanting to sue their colleges?

This is amazing. My favorite part is when Trump says (this is the first and last time I will use the phrase my favorite part is when Trump says) “how can you ensure (although it sounds like Trump is using insure) anything? How can you ensure that the next time you sit down that you can ensure you do it properly?” Um…