Doing everything on this list is the fastest way to seem old AF.

I’ve gone a decade or so without getting the flu. I get vaccinated, wash my hands, and keep surfaces around me clean. It just isn’t that hard.

Yeah, I had to boycott the slideshows. I realize they don’t care, but I’m done with that crap. 

Wow, what a credulous article . . .

It’s scare-mongering, and it almost always originates from police departments, who should never be used as a trusted source for anything, because they are known liars (especially if the topic is drugs).

Yes, you absolutely still need to feed your fish.

As an old, I feel like a lot of these are 10 years old, like later millennial slang.

I’d argue you just made my point. Switch vets.

To have another language is to possess a second soul.

Other people have pointed out how ridiculous some of these are, so I won’t repeat them, but I thought I’d share a funny story.

Did you seriously just ask a guy who is 6'2" about what it’s like to be excessively tall?

If you are going to a vet who you think wouldn’t explain these elements of their own accord as a part of bringing up the test/procedure, switch vets.

If you plan on selling your house at any point, this probably isn’t the world’s greatest idea. Being able to pull up houses on the various mapping programs has become a very real part of the process. 

Rummage through their stuff, do some social media stalking, then confront them out of nowhere.

I always wear it if it is for charity under the theory that the whole point is to draw a crowd and draw attention. A bunch of randos running is a curiosity, but if 70% of them have the same shirt there may actually be some investigation into who those randos are. 

Don’t know what to tell you buddy. If you can’t see how much different it has been for people born in the last 30-40 years as a direct result of the social and tax policies of the generation before, you’re clearly just wanting to lean into dismissing a group of people who is working exceptionally hard to get out of a…

Something about this rubs me 10% the wrong way. I’m a legitimate fan of Claire’s, but I don’t know that we need the whole lifehacker audience grabbing a bunch of coasters every time they are at the bar. Go get something permanent that won’t end up in a landfill after one use. There are a million freaking options,…

It means I’m about to hear from an awful lot of armchair immunologists who have been shouting for months that “the ‘vaccine,’ isn’t even FDA approved!!’ that FDA approval really doesn’t mean something is safe.

‘Millennials in [our] home buying years,’

This is so strange. I’m willing to give everyone the benefit of the doubt that for some reason regularly washing isn’t cutting it, but yeah . . . strange . . .