I feel like you’re actively avoiding listening to what I’m saying, so I’m officially no longer interested in the conversation.

Yeah, she has this whole rant that starts with

I think I’ve made it super clear that I tip any time there are server wages involved. Adding tipping to situations outside that just leads to managers having the opportunity to turn a non-tipped job into a tipped job.

Then they should be paid more flat out. Tipping is an abomination that really only serves to shaft the people who depend on it, it really and truly needs to die in its entirety. It’s not my waiter’s fault that the system is BS so I tip them because that is part of their wages, but I’m not introducing tipping into new…

I would have just assumed this was the story I would tell about how I got started in falconry.

I hate that companies save this information from past or prospective clients. I get saving your credit check results for 4 weeks or something like that in case you choose to shop around so you won’t have to run it again, but wtf T-Mobile? Why on earth did you think you needed prospective customers personal info? I…

Ooh ooh, I know this one! Conservatives!

I’ve never seen or heard of headphones that were largely marketed to kids that achieved solid sound. Lots of them achieve great sound for a child, which is what they are for.

Tipping to me depends on the place. There is a coffee shop in town where the baristas make a living wage (or as close as we get in the US) and people feel comfortable not tipping, you know, the way it would be in any civilized f’ing society throughout history.

I’ve tried Puro and they’re playing a little fast and loose with the phrase ‘studio-grade,’ not that your seven year old needs it. 

This is exactly the kind of lifehack someone explains to me when asking me to help them save their dying plant.

Meh, with the way you have cr*pped on people all over lifehacker I’m not sure you ever had the depth of character to want to express emotions that aren’t cartoonishly judgmental and privileged.

I’m not sure you represent the situation/opinions of most men. For instance, most of the men I know can and will read an article before complaining about it. 

Seems like they were quite clearly presenting this as a contributing factor, not as an excuse for perpetrators.

The slideshow articles are usually unbearable. I skip them over and over then one draws me in and by slide three I’m kicking myself.

I didn’t want to brag, but I’ve been known to add guac without even asking if it’s extra.

Not to be bougey, but I’m willing to throw away the savings on the extra 15% of a burrito in order to let them assemble it for me.

Man am I ever glad your day is ending. People like you really do deserve to be on the trash heap of history.

I’ve been saying since the bonus $600 unemployment started that if $600 was enough to get people to quit working for you, you never had employees, you had slave labor. 

I don’t get why people continue to say that Simone Biles dropped out because ‘she was stressed,’ or ‘it was too hard.’ Cue Boomer repeating the slur ‘snowflake,’ like it is a freaking nervous tick.