Already hate myself for writing this, but it’s “seasonal affective disorder.” It affects your affect.

Already hate myself for writing this, but it’s “seasonal affective disorder.” It affects your affect.

Scrap it. . . the kid I mean. Cars can be cleaned.

They could be, but I use these ones I snagged when I was doing some demolition work at the local college a few years back. They’ll leave a blood blister if you accidentally get your hand caught between two of them, and it’s actually a bit difficult to pry them off the side of my tape measure (where I store them in my…

Been using this trick for years and it works great, but in what universe is a studfinder $150?

All of that is behind a half inch of drywall. I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s really obvious you’re only finding the drywall nails.

The first time I went to a deaf event, where ASL was the only language being used, I sneezed and I must admit that it’s pretty funny the first time you see a couple of “bless yous” come at you in a flurry of hand motions. The great part is that one of the more common ones looks like a mime of sneezing, so it feels…

Of course the sword example wasn’t about being violent, but it was a great example of being reckless.

Yeah, I feel like the whole intoxicated thing is a judgement call, but you have to judge on the conservative side.

I have zero doubt that the message here was intended to be racist, but it reminds me of when I was in high school and we wrote something along the lines of “get your a$$es back to Van Nuys” or “we’re going to kick your a$$es back to Van Nuys” on one of the pallets we burned at the homecoming bonfire. From an ethnic…

Yeah, a friend of mine had them at their wedding recently. I stand by my statement that they are a pain, but they can indeed be found.

I’ll be doing none of this. When I’m gone, anyone who feels the need is welcome to rifle through my stuff to their hearts content, but it’s a huge waste of an opportunity.

I’m not sure what the benefit of this is over that blue gummy tack stuff. It works great and comes right back up when you move out. I guess if you already had the magnets, this might save you a trip to the store, or a visit to amazon?

So, I’m going to chime in, and I’m legitimately not sure whether this makes me an asshole or a nice guy.

A “Keep calm and Chive on,” bumper sticker is a pretty good indicator. Even if the guy isn’t actually racist, you can be sure you’ve spotted a massive douchebag.

Probably omitted because it’s been everywhere for a year or so now, so it isn’t exactly a shocking recommendation, but Stardew Valley is pretty damn calming.

You’re not going to kill your car battery running your radio for a few hours, unless it needed to be replaced anyway.

I’d add, if you can’t actually make yourself feel inclusive towards other fans of the thing you’re into, that’s fine, but feel free to fake it.

Google: Herd Immunity.

So . . . clearly not my point, but I’ll go ahead and answer anyway. There are versions of wall anchors that can be attached without drilling (they tend to be for masonry or concrete walls you wouldn’t want to drill into), or you could call your landlord and ask. I’ve never had one say I couldn’t hang things if I fixed…

Consult a lawyer.