You’re also going to want to make sure you pass along that instinctual ability to feel when there’s an earthquake on the way, like a chickadee or a coyotee pup.

I worked for a pet store for years, and all of our reptiles, spiders and fish came in the mail.

True. Sedation is a tool for when your childless friends are on their way over, and likely won’t want to hear all about rainbow dash.

There was a time when using the word “literally,” to mean “not literally,” would have made absolutely no sense, and very soon “literally” will probably be used more commonly to mean “figuratively” than “factually,” but there is a whole generation in the middle where the linguistic trendsetters just end up sounding…

Heating to erase will work with the frixion pen no matter what notebook it’s in. They’re an erasable pen, where the erasor is just a little rubber nub designed to create heat from “frixion” to make the ink disappear.

Heating to erase will work with the frixion pen no matter what notebook it’s in. They’re an erasable pen, where the…

I’ve been an audible customer on and off for years now. If you choose the “chat support,” option, the agent will almost always offer this to you if you tell them it’s just a little too pricey for you right now.

Ideally, pick a place with some elbow room.

I’ve always been of the opinion that there should be no statute of limitations on charging someone with a crime, but there should be one on eyewitness testimony.

I ride or run almost every day of the week, and I can sadly report that running is not cycling’s cheaper cousin.

They were separate thoughts.

Two thoughts.

The statistic is a little bit misleading. I belong to a family of nurses, two E.R. one Geriatric, and they talk about how people say “gramma fell and broke her hip,” when the reality is that gramma’s hip broke which caused her to fall.

Nah, all languages seem more blunt than whichever happens to be your native one. I speak a handful and how “harsh” they feel is the exact inverse of the ammount of experience I have with them. The exception being ASL, which I do think is honestly more blunt.

Disagree with “How’s your book/podcast/side business coming along?” If I know someone well enough that they are in on my major activities, then asking “how’s that going?” seems totally appropriate. If it’s a book or side business, I’m guessing it’s taking up enough of my free time that it might be procluding the…

A thneed is a thing which everyone needs . . . or wait . . . “spinner,” that should say “spinner.”

A thneed is a thing which everyone needs . . . or wait . . . “spinner,” that should say “spinner.”

Having grown up five minutes from Mexico, I can tell you it’s an American holiday. Celebrate it however you want, just leave the “aye yaye yaye’s” out of your drunken excitement and you’re set.

I can go into a music shop and count on finding the music of my race represented?

Growing up in Southern California, this was always a little pet peeve of mine. “What to do if a shark attacks you?” You either die, or the shark lets you go . . . and you still maybe die. They’re infinitely more adapted to that environment than us, and the hardest core badass on the planet can’t give a shark as much…

Damn, and I thought i did such a good job hiding it :/ Nah, my friend can definitely be a pain in the a**, but I don’t see myself having drinks with Neil Gorsuch any time soon.

A close friend of mine is a higher-up at a very large company, one you’ve heard of and probably don’t like. Over beers one night, he said that he, as a part of unofficial company policy, goes out of his way to pay his male employees more.