Jesus christ, it’s not rocket science. If a person can get dressed in the morning I’m pretty sure they can do this. Being able to unscrew and then reapply a single Philips screw does not make you Geordi LaForge. 

Came to say this. You... I like you.

I do. The original was great.

Jesus fucking christ, Nathan. This is some of the most pretentious twaddle you’ve ever written. Get a grip. It’s a demo.

Does it do that when you plug it to the console? It shouldn’t. Mine starts charging right off the bat, regardless of whether it’s on or not.

I’m your Tiiiiny Racer, a racer for money!
I’ll do what you want me to do!
I’m your Tiiiny Racer, a racer for money!
And any old circuits will do!

This is why I love you Bash... it’s not because of your beautiful face, but because of your appreciation of Tom Waits. Take it With Me is still my number one though. 

“I don’t know about you, but “questionable experiments in the realm of pushing human limits” sounds an awful lot like crunch culture to me.”

What about Chess and Draughts pieces? Are we gonna change the colours too? Just saying, it seems a bit derogatory that black always goes last.

I try to go physical with almost all first party Nintendo stuff, but I break that rule for 2 IP’s: Animal Crossing and Pokemon.

You’re welcome

The day I completed Faxanadu and saw my guy wandering down that path, was the day I became a man. Shout out for Olympus too; I’ve got that, Rygar and Faxanadu all still on original cart upstairs. Never did finish Rygar or Olympus though.

Chances are a play through will last longer than the remake.

I legitimately have never considered user reviews in any capacity. I either rely on journos or mates; everything else in all likelihood, is skewed.

Literally just had a cold sweat from this. Take my star and leave me be!

Sucks for the delay, but 100% Ric Flair WOOOOOOOO! for the cartridges!

SCHREIEEEEEEEER!!!! <WAVES FIST ANGRILY>

Weird Dreams on the Amiga. Played that as a kid and it haunted me for a long time. Still does, to an extent.

Beau’s asleep.... piece of shit... no respect for other people’s feelings.

What I came to say. The pic with him being vertically sliced... what part of that is cute?! It actually made me feel a bit ill.