That is one big pile of goombas.

As juvenile and easy as the joke was the “We’re coming up on the devil’s anus!” got some good laughs out of me. The rest of the theatre was quiet, but damn, that was some good chuckles.

Apologies if this has been asked already, but I own digi 360 copies of Psychonauts and Ninja Gaiden. Does this mean I’ll get access to them again through my X1?

Strangely, making and sharing videos this way reminds me of how I felt when making and sharing photographs using the Gameboy Camera. Coincidence?

Penny 100%. But to clarify, my Penny is way nicer than yours.

I’ve yet to play this game on any platform, for I have saved myself to remain pure for my Switch.

Hi Heather! Quick question; is the game easier with the stick or D-Pad? I only ask because I really dislike the clickiness of the XB1 D-Pad. I appreciate its a first world problem, but your insight is appreciated!

As the voice of reason and logic, I’d also highlight that this never works. A mate tried it once; nearly snapped his dong.

I’m aware that the basis of a team based mode is working as a team... when I said I could hold my own it was just a loose figure of speech to indicate that I’m not a completely terrible player on Splatoon.

I’m the opposite regarding difficulty. I can hold my own online but I’ve played quite a few salmon runs where things have quickly turned South if efforts aren’t coordinated. And I’m only at “part time” level!

Yeah, man. I had the Amiga version. I don’t know if I was ever scared, but I was deeply unnerved on a very fundamental level. I’d even go so far as to say it’s made me distrusting of the entire world ever since.

I’m sure Kirk knows it’s his. It’s probably awash with the blood of his enemies.

Yeah, it’s not like a solid can of hard Jack. It’s essentially just coke with a splash. Personally I’d rather have a dog piss in my mouth, but what do I know?

Seriously? They LITERALLY mark the turbines with those little white diamonds. Look much?

Literally brought me to tears. As a father I can’t even begin to imagine how devastatingly crushing this is for her. The world is fucking broken.

You scored my first belly laugh of the day. Well played, sir.

And it’s also... like The Wire? Plenty of sweary words in that trailer! Not that I’m complaining, but it’s a wee bit different from the first, no?

I’m personally gunning for either XOX (pronounced “socks”), or alternatively “Kiss Hug Kiss”.

“you may be wondering: why do so many video games get delayed?”

It looks like the bastard abomination from a drunken fling between Chucky and how Mega Man is portrayed in Captain N.