Your mum sounds rad as hell. Please thank her for the work she and other women did to make things easier and fairer for my generation.

Yup. That was 100% it.

“Dammit, Pinkham! You beat me to the punch!”

The Tito’s/Tanqueray thing reminds me of this time back in my mid-20s when I went to this party my then-roommate’s friends were throwing. I didn’t really know the people at this party, but there was free booze, so whatever. I’m making random small talk with this dude who, it became quickly apparent, was a total…

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

If tomorrow all my things were gone

I think the Pickle-Tip guy was a malfunctioning outer space robot from Mars. See, he heard, "Don't take any wooden nickles," and then glitched it into "don't take any wooden pickles," and then misinterpreted that to mean "The earth-humans demand gifts of pickles plaaced upon the wooden table. I have pleases Emperor…

unless you are in introvert expected to perform in an extroverts world.

Uhm .... I hate to be "that guy", but I'm pretty sure you are making reference to the very popular breakfast milk soups ........ such as milk & grain or milk & grain with marshmallows

after lots of discussion, wanted to reply to this and say i now know how wrong i was and i'm really sorry for my behavior in the threads yesterday. i had no idea i was doing exactly what i shouldn't ever do when it comes to a hot topic conversation, and i hope y'all can forgive my idiocy. i appreciate the tolerance…

Take that a step further. Here's my vision:

Except that it would be 75% full of people mixing up "espresso" and "expresso" and that would still be a mess.

Why is it always with the coffee people?

Same. I consider it a small way to generate some good karma. Running a small business is hard enough without idiots trying to ruin your business for no other reason then they are stupid.

I hate those reviewers with a passion. Like the person who gave a German restaurant that specializes in fancy pork sausage (it has a pig in its name and logo) who complained they didn't have enough vegan dishes. It's a fucking pork house — it's nice they have ANY vegan dishes.

Cats would never do this to anyone— they just don't have the attention span. This is why I will marry my cat and live happily ever after.

Assuming your gym has basic equipment like cardio machines and free weights (and even maybe classes if you're into that), then you get what you put in. Planet Fitness isn't incentivizing people not to come — actually, their contract is an incentive for the exact opposite. As someone who's just recently gotten into…

I would have beat the ever loving shit out of Aunt Karen. Truffles are serious business.

Marriage/kids have been the things that have opened up the cracks in my relationships with my guy friends. Those things bring with them very specific gender roles, and so if I complain about how I have to pick up the majority of the housework and kid-rearing since my husband works a lot, I've noticed my women…

What really sucks about these is that I think so much frustration comes from a complete lack of social support for parents, since the workplace is still modeled on the assumption of a stay-at-home mom who does everything selflessly and without any help. Dads aren't "supposed" to leave early to pick up kids from…