I want trump to die more than anything.

I wrote a rather pointed email to a guy and his boss after the boss sent me a guide “written” by the guy with the note “maybe this will help you”. I had written the guide. The guy added a cover page and his name to it. I politely pointed out that I wrote the original guide, gave him the link to the time stamped…

He did it one other time, to my husband. My husband was making pancakes for our son, when he was about 18 months old, and in only the way toddlers can do, our son managed to dump the entire bowl of batter on his head, like a cartoon. Of course he started crying because he was covered in pancake batter, so my husband…

When my oldest was a two-week-old newborn, I had him in his carseat, on the floor, next to the piano, where I sat on an inflatable rubber donut (omg the pain from that birth) and practiced for an upcoming audition. I didn’t know yet about having the arm of the carseat locked...so I when I picked up the carseat to move…

Oh, I think I read this paper! If I remember right, it was titled, “EEWWWWW OH GOD YOU WANT TO EAT THAT THING JUST LOOK AT IT EEEEEEEEWWW!”

What it should be is:

I despise hearing that ridiculous cliche. The assumption is that by the time you turn 40, you’ll be making enough money to wonder why you’re paying such high taxes, and that you’ll want to protect your kids by giving them a proper white upbringing.

At the very foundation of my decision making, I disagree with…

It sounds like you were an unusually mature high schooler. The thing is, if everything is working for you personally, it takes an extra bit of self-awareness to see what’s wrong. She got there, but it took her a few more years than you did.

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Just a word of wisdom: I don’t think I’ve EVER, in all my years of feminism, heard anyone suggest that all men are bad. When feminists talk about something that “men” are doing, that’s not an indictment of all men as evil. It’s an observation about certain behaviors that ENOUGH men participate in to be a problem. If…

I think the point is more that the same isn’t true for shows about (white) men, and this is likely because women have no choice but to watch and find a way to relate to entertainment that isn’t about people like them. The same is often true for entertainment about nonwhite people, gay people, etc. While it’s true that…

This is because women won’t date “nice guys.” The only reason you can’t get a date, and women seem to act like you are creepy, is that you are a nice guy. Women always treat nice guys poorly. Get angry the next time a girl doesn’t act thrilled by your massively entitled, slightly stalkerish attention and call her a…

Hi as a dude I think I know dudosity better than you ladies so I just wanted to let you know that dudes are better at duding than you can even imagine and our opinions will not be suppressed by matriarchal terroristic censorship, bro!

TOO MANY WOMEN ON MY TV

I pretty much hate playing with my kids. Creative play makes me tired, like the author, and they pretty much just boss me around the whole time anyway. The only things I can really enjoy with them (playing-wise) are building things and art stuff and I am good with the chasing/tickling. Other than that, count me out.…

I’m the same as you, and I have three kids. I focus on the shit I’m good at which is organising things, homework, dealing with teachers, sorting out the extra-curriculars. I’m not good at playing in the floor and that kind of shit. So I don’t do it. My husband does it or they do it themselves. This playing with your…

You know that parents are still people too right? Should no one have kids who doesn’t enjoy them/have ultimate patience at all times?

Hello fellow UK feminist

Honey, no. Let me explain some things to you. First of all, cut it out with the pompous, flowery language. You don’t sound profound. You sound like a bad 12th grade English paper.

Hey dude. Fellow privilege haver here. As the kids say, let’s rap.