that no front office in its right mind would count on him repeating

I see “Marino” in the text and I just remind myself that Einhorn is Finkle.

And I thought sprinkler head was foreplay in the neighborhood park.....

Ron Jeremy has not aged well.

So what does Peace + Love equal? I suck at trigonometry.

He’s disappointed that he messed up his organization’s stellar reputation, mere hours after he admitted that he wants his players to purposefully lose and thus produce fixed games.

+1 “Muff Rider” on LinkedIn resume

What do retired ice dancers do upon retirement? Drive the Zamboni? Sling nachos at the local Slide ‘N’ Glide in suburban Winnipeg? Compete in the half-pipe in 2022?

Iron enough money to buy ones made with lead. But I cesium not running well, sulfur all that cost and extra weight, I’d rather get a tank.

There certainly looked to be an intentional move of the arm and certainly purposeful grab of the skate. Otherwise, wouldn’t the natural reaction be to move your limbs and digits as far away from those cutting blades as possible?

If you told me that Kikkan and Jessie won a x-country ski medal, I would have said “Great job, guys!”

My takeaway from this abortion is just how easy it is to change nationalities for Olympic purposes. She was born in the US, but competed (temporarily) for VEN because her mom was VEN. Then she moved on to HUN because...grandparents? How far down the family chain can one move to claim a nationality? Seems like this is…

Current O/U on Marlins wins: 64.5. That’s at least 8 games higher than I expected. With zero talent and questionable pitching, how do they beat anyone besides the Braves in their division?

Sergio Agüero and his motley crüe of losers.

The Round Mound of Touchdown

Pretty much.

The NBA needs to Fergie’t this ever happened.

Seeing the sponsor’s request, I ask “Where’s the beef?”

Ridiculous logic. So....I guess there’s no point in legalizing pot, cuz then they’ll just want to legalize heroin, then crack, then meth? No point in allowing gays to marry, because then certainly they’ll force us to marry dogs and sisters and garage doors, right?

And in NRA-speak, “Protect your family” = shoot n#ggers. This is all an expected outcome from the very strong, latent racism that exists, esp. in the South.