Blooooody hell. This sounds like the preschool version of Sea Org. Is this woman a Scientologist? No conversing with other parents? No questioning at all? Being kicked out for being concerned? Ticks allllll of those boxes.

YES! Waaaaaay back when I decided to go back to work after having our daughter (first kid), I was so f’ing picky about daycares that after looking at upwards of 15 between our home, my work, and my husband’s work, we settled on a chain preschool (at least in Indiana) because it was insanely clean, the staff-to-child…

Daisy wasn’t “secret”, she AND Gavin didn’t know. Her mother assumed her father was someone else, but when the blood types didn’t match up, the flag was raised. Gavin had no idea until the girl was in her teens, and then he stepped up to the bat, quietly. There was no “secret” about it.

RIGHT?! I’m now going back through the Gawker archives to read up on how the hell Katie got out....

I think what you want to say is “De La or Tribe? If you answered both, you’ve won today’s prize! Knowing what real hip-hop is!”

I got about tree-fiddy that says these same “Christians” would go apeshit if there were a Kwanzaa cup. THAT is something I would pay to see. Not only because 1. Kwanzaa needs to be recognized more, but 2. We can call these mf’ers on their hypocrisy.

YES! Finally! We’ve won! ....actually, no. You’re all fucking morons and this is ridiculous. A CUP? REALLY?! You’re upset over a CUP? Remind me why I’m flying home to the US for Xmas/Hanukkah again?

re-reading what i wrote last night makes me hate iphone autocorrect. ignore the grammar/spelling mistakes. ugh. stupid apple.

YOU do what YOU have to do. I’m not sure where you are in the midwest (I’m from Indiana but live in Belgium currently, however I have contacts and all of my fam and friends are scattered all over the midwest) but if you need help, please message me. Based upon what you’ve stated above, despite the 3 jobs he isn’t…

Awesome. Remember when we could get discounts at Best Buy? Yeah. My family does and won’t let me forget it every single time they need an appliance... 14 years after the fact...

So this isn’t restaurant related, however while in college I worked at a Sam Goody (remember those?!) at a mall in downtown Indy. Anytime a sports team was in town they’d come in and buy overpriced CDs and DVDs, same with bands/artists on tour. No big deal. There are only three situations that made me shit myself. The…

Sorry about that, but I totally understand. It's rampant in my family and I've already had one benign lump and I'm only 33. Aunt had a double at 45, Moms is a survivor (thank fuck) at 56. I could go on, but it's such a shitty situation. *group hug*?

Right?! I feel like the weird kid whose mom packed them the even more jacked up lunch. So tired of the grays. :(

Yessssss..... same here.

See: Sting. Kenny G. NICKELBACK. Sammy Hagar. Seriously. He could do the small theatre circuit. (Not Sting, his ego wouldn’t fit through the door... twat)

...in that they go to shit. ask me and my friends about that. fucking kids. i could only wish that my boobs popped back all perky and shit. now they’re like a fucking basset hound’s ear.

Oh god. I’m not alone. I have a “if they were still alive and hot: dead guys i’d shag” list. Gene Kelly and Jeff Buckley are right up there at the top. But Gene Kelly had a nice ass. I feel bizarre saying that about someone that’s been dead for a while, but seriously- watch his movies. DAT ASS.

Fucking ace.

Caught that too and was going to be all “How would you like that Steak? With a side of heartbreak? Maybe some pink ketchup for the fries?” but meh.

This. This right here makes me think that she’d be an awesome drinking partner. No, not a clubgirl, but someone to sit at booth or table with and just bullshit about people, talk shit about people in the bar, the usual shit. And I bet she takes her whisky neat.