THIS is the argument I’ve had with those who I consider NOT my friends (also know as the “An AR doesn’t do that much damage” cuntbags). I work in Emergency Medicine and believe me, If I had to (touch wood) be shot with a gun and a choice, I’d go handgun/pistol all the way. That’s repairable (mostly; unless someone has…

Hate that shit. You get all excited and shit and then... it’s like going through the drive-thru and they’ve fucked up your order.

RIGHT?! HEROINE. I’m right there with her... I mean damn.

I think I love you.

OF COURSE Quest did that album (that man has fivehundredeleventrillionjobs)... explains why it’s GOOD.

I <3 Hamilton, and honestly, if US History was taught in this form waaaaay back when I was in school, there would be a hell of a lot more adults walking around the US with some knowledge that the bullshit they’re spouting about “US History” would be just that- bullshit. But no, those are the mf’ers that slept through…

AGREED! And I’m actually listening to this very song right now! :D

Yeah, Narcan. It’s used far more frequently now- to the point that police in various US cities (I know Indy for a fact) are now trained to use it and carry it in their vehicles. Sad.

Yep. Narcan. As soon as I read “save a shot” I immediately said “Narcan”. Fuuuuucking Narcan. I wouldn’t want to be the doc/nurse/medic that Narcan’d Prince. I mean really... I’ve Narcan’d my fair share of people but someone like Prince... O.0

All scotch, all day. No ice. Neat. *high five*

“Angie Kardashian” takes it to a whooooooooole ‘nother level. :D /dead.

I think this is a shitstorm of teenager + menopause. My own mom is a year older than Madonna and is going through “the change” and sweet jaysus, I’m glad I live in Belgium and she’s in Indiana....

You can hate and be pissed off all you want, but I’ve seen the man pay off hundreds of thousands in medical bills for families who have had kids pass on. The media can be up his all they want, IDGAF. They’re up Brady’s ass. They’re going to be up someone else’s ass next season. And on and on and on. It’s always going…

Fair enough, but I don’t see any other football players with children’s hospitals named after them, in a city that they no longer live in, but still actively participates in functions for said hospital, donates millions both publically and privately, and isn’t a bitch to a quinoa and kale diet. I’d rather he drink…

those are filthy and i wouldn’t let my dog shit in one.

Here’s my thing- I have a 10yo daughter with Aspergers and IBS. There are times that she and her father/my husband go places and she needs to “go”. There are times that she needs help in the loo. My husband can’t go in and help her. This leaves us with a kid that has more than streaky underwear and most likely and…

Well played! Standing ovation!

I’m from Indianapolis and my parents would take us camping every.fucking.summer and believe me, sometimes you *don’t* want to hike in certain areas (souther Indiana) because you’ll run into the “off the grid” tin-foil hat people in the deep woods. Fortunately we hauled ass the fuck out before they realised that there…

But the Americans think Malta is so *exotic* and it’s BRANGELINA IN ANOTHERMOVIEOMFG! With 70s euro sports cars! And Malta! Okay, I’m going to go vomit now and wait for more terrorists to bomb and/or shoot us. *high five* EU represent. ;)

I’m laughing... but.. just... that’s a bitchin’ mustache.