I <3 Ed. He’s my spirit animal. I want to adopt him.

omfg can’t wait.

Shit. King William IV was living with his “common law” wife “Mrs. Jordan” as a prince for 20 years, had 10 kids, and then he dumped her ass once he became king. Most of the last names that start with “Fitz” indicate said kid/person is a royal “accident”.

Yes. Oh god yes. He’s the same age as me, so my stupid teenage brain thought I legitimately had a shot... even though I lived in Indiana. And was chunky and had zits. Riiiiiiiight. However, I feel slightly happy that he’s balding and not even a hot dad.

Chelsea fan/club membership holder here. No, there’s a fair portion of us that are ready to catapult his arse back to Portugal. “Special One” my arse.

THIS. ON POINT. Those girls are just... whooooole ‘nother level.

I fucking love you for that comment.

I NEEEEEEEEEED to find a copy of this. I remember watching it on Laserdisc (yes, you read that right) in like 1st or 2nd grade and then it would show up on oldschool disney channel (before it got all “tween”ish) and I would watch the shit out of. I can’t find it anywhere. I <3 it to pieces.

Stealing this gif. Gold.

Return to Oz fucked me up for life. Bitch taking off her head and picking other heads?! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt......... THEN! My mom had the nerve to bring home the book with pictures from the movie from the bookfair at her school for me. I mean, wtf? Was my sleeping on the foot of your bed for a week plus not enough…

Hall & Oates. I have short blonde hair and my husband has the jewfro and (currently a beard) mustache. Best costume ever.

SO.GLAD.NOT.THE.ONLY.ONE.GOLDBLUM.. *faints*

Uhm. Bitch? Yeah. Just no. Go back and sit on the couch with your mama and finish your mountain dew and doritos, jr.

“hail nah” Oprah FTW.

And you would cut the mf’er who tried, am I right? #momswillshankabitch

Not a Jezzie. Just wondering what the fuck is wrong with your reading comprehension.

Mmm... “science”. And what “science show” was this, because I KNOW Bill Nye wouldn’t condone this shit. And Neil D would be “hell naw”... so was this on some skeezy shit? Yes, girls have a growth spurt before boys do. I have a 9 year old that’s in the middle of one. She’s getting taller and is slowly becoming…

what the fuck does maturity have to do with shit?! why are you so on about maturity levels?

Apparently your reading comprehension skills are absolute shite, so let’s go back and re-read what’s up top: She was 14. He was 26. SO EVEN IF SHE WAS 17, he being 26 still makes it wrong and incredibly fucked up. There’s no way you can argue that this is about maturity levels, etc. because you clearly aren’t mature…

YES. This is my out-of-touch mother-in-law. She literally charges everything, and doesn’t think twice about it. She can more than afford it, and she grew up that way, so it’s her “normal”. This story could seriously be my husband’s parents. Totally.