Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Force him to eat a can of WD-40? You’ve probably fed him for the rest of his life.

sexual lube: check

You could probably start anything in 3rd, once.

We’re not going to talk about the hand-fitted headliner in the trunk?

Honestly, this is way worse than regular gambling. Laws around the world need to catch up to modern times.

Because I have a Lotus Elise and the locks and alarm system are stupid. The alarm will drain the battery to death in a couple weeks. If the car was locked via the fob and the battery dies, you can’t unlock it (except by shorting a sensor (after fixing the dead battery) which makes the car think it’s crashed at which…

Because replacing a window glass is more expensive than anything I keep in the car. 

I would expect such an opinion from someone putting Atomic Blonde (zzzz) and Furious 7 over Fury Road.

Ranking Drive last, just for the lulz... sigh.

It’s better I guess... let’s just all stop complaining and see how this turns out.

Damn. Even fake FIFA is crooked.

Im really excited to try out the next NCAA game, especially since that new legal ruling about players getting compensated fo—oohhh, sorry can’t really talk about that. Ummmm

I don’t think there is a sweet spot. The cheapest car is the one you already own....unless it happens to be a money pit.

Unfortunately, people don’t really understand what a “Money pit” is. Payments on a new car can add up to $6,000+ a year, but people will often balk at having to put $500 into a new set of tires for…

until that fucker dies on the road.  unfortunately because i drive a hell of a lot and im a lazy shit who cant be bothered to get oil changes done my cars last about 8-10 years and 200k miles. except my 99 powerstroke.  that will never die. 

I cannot express to you how fucking delighted I am by a legitimate ghost story about the motherfucking Noid.

Two thoughts which effectively contradict each other:

In those first two quarters, Kerr’s boys allowed the Thunder to shoot 56.5 percent, while they only converted at a rate of 27.5 percent.

Hosted and co-hosted a lot of college postgame radio shows and I can guarantee you that one replay will be the only thing many fans will remember about the game.

You missed the point. That one replay cost Oklahoma the game and maybe season, NOT giving up 48 points to Kansas State.

Honestly, “He strives to lose in less than 3 hours” would be among the better reasons this team has hired a coach.