Or it’d just be broken and stay that way! Michael Vick bending time and space in Madden 2004?! Tough rocks, make house rules so no one can be the Falcons! And we liked it that way!

Back in myyyyyyy day, when devs wanted to get more of your money, they had to release more content!

The only thing that stops a sad guy with a gun is a good guy bearing 2 arms (that are good at hugging) and

“What the fuck? The guy grabs the gun, disarms the wannabe killer and then hugs him? This isn’t the US Amercia we want everyone to live in. It’s not even worth expressing empty thoughts and prayers.”

Defensive Holding!

Same dude that faked an injury in one of the above articles, so that a teammate could get some playing time. Good dude, this guy.

phase five is kickers, punters, and everyone who didn’t get drafted in first four phases (so maybe Christian Hackenberg?)

the five phases of Guys

on the one hand: awful, late-capitalist hellscape.

Ohhh, you want GOOD decision making...

Buffalo Buffalo

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

Have you noticed the same song playing every morning when you wake up? Do you see somebody slipping on a banana peel on your way to work every day? Are you getting sick of having this conversation with me day after day?

I keep seeing “vote with your wallet,” but they originally pulled this because they’re terrified of losing China as a customer base. With a billion people and a huge and growing crop of gamers, what’s stopping Activision-Blizzard from simply ignoring the percentage of people elsewhere who’ll stop playing on ethical…

Orange Ricky is the best weed strain in South Minnesota

Only if the cat isn't neutered. 

Isn’t this also exactly Steve Jobs’ bio?  

I agree. $At 60/yr , PsNow is affordable enough to seriously consider as a PS5 complement and link to the older Playstation generations. The main issue is that the games included are subject to fickle publisher licensing and can disappear at any time.

I’m gonna get it anyways but full PS1-4 backwards compatibility is like a “I will wait outside at midnight for this thing” feature for me.

But why be convienient and accomodating to past customers when all four of those games can be played on a paid streaming service thats being heavily advertised?