I loved that. Also, this take was amazing:

We also set up an echo with voice command for my FIL which came in handy when he fell and broke his hip - he was able to call my husband by yelling “ALEXA CALL SON” which came in handy

“She pushed the Life Protect 24/7 button she wears around her neck,”

I tried so hard to follow this story. But about 3/4 of the way through I got so confused by the names and who was doing what.  Thanks for reporting on it anyway.  

No U.  

Disney already is a leader in robotics.  It is just not publicized like those startups in Silicon Valley or with robot dog videos on Youtube.

as a child of the 80's it wasn’t Nancy Reagan that kept me from every wanting to do coke, it was Len Bias.

If you don’t watch baseball and therefore have no aversion to the yankees why do you sound so bitter about it?

Hey guys, look at the fucking genius Jeopardy contestant over here!

I would actually think a major factor in older contestants doing poorly in Jeopardy is getting the timing of the buzzer down. From my own experience, if your competitor is just a fraction of a second quicker on the buzzer, you’re never coming close to winning, and worse, when you do get a chance to answer, your own…

It’s bad enough the Russian bots try to ruin our elections, now they’re going around saying that french fries go with pizza before hot dogs?

Man, I feel bad now. Whenever I go back home to visit Chicago, I bring my friend’s kids (elementary aged) some random Colorado gear (Nuggets, Avs, Buffs, whatever) because my shithead kids like gear from random teams. Should I not do that (I only wear the occasional Chicago sports thing myself)?

This doesn’t say he contracted a case of Kobe dick. 

I think it’s the Disease of More. The injury to Hayward during the season and Kyrie during the playoffs means that Tatum will definitely have a sophomore slump. He showed a lot last year, but even then the offense only 18th in the NBA. He was spoken of this entire summer as being on the same level as Simmons/Mitchell,…

As long as he doesn’t rape someone, get away with it, publicly apologise to his rape victim and still get away with it...

You are correct, I stand corrected. If I remember correctly, they simply wanted scalpers using THEIR re-sale process instead of StubHub or similar.

No, Ticketmaster has not tried to combat it. Turns out they have actively encouraged this type of behavior because they make a cut on both the initial sale and the resell. They are in court right now, answering to that.

The CBC actually published an article on this a few months ago based on an undercover operation at a ticket selling expo in Vegas. Ticketmaster actually helps the mass buyers and bot owners to get first run tickets, making a fee on the sale. They do this knowing they will be re-listed immediately, often above face…

You decide:

Do you know what would save Subaru? A turbo BRZ, said every uninformed enthusiast ever.