or worse- we find out he’s an Imagine Dragons fan

well he does host Cumtown

Is it weird that Erin Andrews mentioned he’d been verified on Twitter as a means of congratulation, or am I that far out of the loop?

Seems more like the type to tweet “Chunky or smooth peanut butter??? Both!!”

I’ve got Tuesday in the pool for how long until we find out this kid tweeted something offensive in high school.

Commentator 1: You could not have scripted a better ending to this game!

My “old man yells at cloud” take on Halloween is that too many people dress up as characters rather than things and get really excited about whether or not people “get” the reference.

You know how you feel about people wearing non-spooky costumes on Halloween? That’s how I feel about any adult wearing any costume on Halloween. We’re both stick-in-the-mud assholes. Learning to accept that is the first step to getting better.

Counterpoint: anyone who is past, say 12 years old at the most, who dresses up in anything is a god damn weirdo

I think he meant more like a daddy figure.

“I regret the fact I tried to be a father figure.”

“four ball-dominant players like Simmons, Embiid, Fultz, and Butler all angrily glaring at each other and demanding the ball”

but unless or until the Sixers haul in another perimeter playmaker [stares daggers at Tom Thibodeau] it will be Simmons’s fate to be guarded by the all-powerful octopus man whenever these teams face off.

She’ll have a job before she even leaves. I would guess that no more than 10% of people know who she is.

So, completely appropriate when trying to explain American tipping culture!

I don’t even see zonular on the board in that final picture...

Also, “No need to overthink it” - after she listed out a half-dozen reasons why they should tip. 

right, up until you try to use an expired coupon ... then the attitude starts

Habeas corpus is overrated.  Cool Ranch Doritos are underrated.

She works at the CVS in Anaheim. Nice girl.