So Cleveland has one of the most promising, talent rich young teams in the NFL and have turned it over to a 71 year old failed head coach from the 80s, an obese Wilford Brimley who believes stretching is pussy shit and a psychotic defensive coordinator who yells at his players for getting injured?

Yeah, they’ll be…

will turn this 2-5-1 team around

Exactly.  My corporate requirement for hotels is free breakfast and wifi.  But even if it wasn’t, my manager would question the expense.  Make adult decisions and do the right thing.  I’m not skipping meals, but if I am not eating eggs Benedict at home 50% of the year, I am not doing it on the road.  

Counterpoint: I’m not paying $20 for two eggs and a piece of toast when I’m on a per diem. I'll wake up on time like an adult and go get something healthy and cheap.

“Welp, off to L.A.!”

Actually, it’s pretty clear that Trump engaged in tax evasion.

I don’t know, but it’s in a Mrs. Buttersworth bottle and it burns as it goes down.

I think they are trying to get the paperclip hackable switch's off the market. They are probably trying to think of a way to get as many as possible, without a full on recall.

Oof I bet his kids are nightmares.

* Me trying not to put all of my faith into the Raps and Leafs hot starts because as a Toronto sports fan I know they will break my already brittle heart again come the spring*

Sincerely, the Sacramento Kings. Game 6 Remembers.

Yes, NBA refs are biased against LeBron James and the Los Angeles Lakers.

I swear I’m not just saying this because they cruised past the Wizards even without their best player: the Raptors look awesome.

Analytics have gone too far. 

Ok that ended up being longer than expected....

To make things a little more clear: on NES Tetris, pieces almost instantly get stuck to the stack. You don’t have the long grace period of more recent Tetris games that allow you to slide the piece around on the stack. Also, the horizontal speed of the pieces when you hold a direction is very poor compared to the…

I think this Rockets team has a real shot at earning the “Least likable group of players in the league” title previously held by such luminaries as the ‘04-‘06 Detroit Pistons and my own ‘08-‘10 Boston Celtics.

Chris Paul and Rajon Rondo fighting seems almost too natural an outcome. They’re basically the same guy on the court and that guy isn’t a very friendly guy. It’s actually surprising that this hadn’t already happened before now.

That’s some hot instant oatmeal there

Pro tip: never buy a used car from a russian truck driver who lives in the middle of a strawberry field.