Corporations encouraging people to perform one of their civic duties is just... strange. Dissonant. Businesses don’t do things that don’t make them money, so it’s like, what’s their angle?

Also no US municipality would be able to get a car marked as abandoned and crushed inside of three days.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

You’d know, uhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

This is a video article?

This article has no tips.

I think shuffleboard is fun as hell, and also I’m in a competitive skeeball league that I love doing, so you will get no judgment from me. Best of luck in your quest for the jacket/windbreaker.

This is awesome. While I’m no pro, I liken this to my love for curling. The shuffleboard of the North.

...and have made lifelong friendships

Dance like no one’s watching. Pull out your dick out and spin it around in a circle to the rhythm of the song.

You know, it’s cool to crap on players who let their emotions affect their on-field behavior, but much of this criticism is overblown. Moving your team from a spot that was almost a certain touchdown and forcing them to settle for a field goal is only important in a game that is decided by three points or less.

Act like you’ve been there before.

See it’s the real stories that get me. I have all the goosebumps. 

If 30 seconds is enough to kill your momentum, then that’s on you.

SonicFox isn’t psychic. He couldn’t possibly have known it’d take that long. It only took so long because:

1) The official on stage, near the stage and with headsets for communicating with did not know the damn rules of EVO, which clearly state that the loser of a game has the right to demand a side switch.

AND gay. Honestly, what an icon. 

He’s a black esports player and a furry—he DEFINITELY has his haters. SonicFox doesn’t seemed to be fazed by it though; I’m glad he won.

Oh, hey, from a fan who watches this stuff on VoD because it happens in the middle of the night on my timezone, thanks for the big, fat, spoiler image right on the main page.

As somebody who photographs cars at car shows somewhat frequently, I have two rules: