As Muriel Strode wrote: “Do not go where the path may lead; go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.”

He’s going to be the first NBA player to spontaneously combust.

Um...you’re trying to dislodge your basketball by...throwing a basketball at it.

Is this a good sports child?

Well, when I first played a sports game, this is what it looked like, so this is p damn good (I watched in GIF mode only)

If i was drunk and maybe didn’t have my glasses, i could see myself making that mistake.

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

“We listened to our customers who said they didn’t like the way our old model burned their dicks off.”

An island that can be had for only $1 million sounds like a busted ass island. Adidas can keep its dirty ocean rock.

No, Sketchy is a different shoe brand. This is Adidas we’re talking about.

Your prize may literally be more valuable

Drrrrr Hockeyy Drrrrrr

I too suffered a wrist injury after the Raptors got Serge Ibaka and PJ Tucker for Terrence Ross, Jared Sullinger and three low draft picks.

I had wrist surgery a while back. It had been severely overused. Wasn’t really a big deal...I just switched hands. Took a few days to get used to, but also brought some excitement to an otherwise monotonous routine for a while.

I just want to say Jason, you’re one of the good guys out there. I worked at gamestop all throughout undergrad and this policy was the worst.

Friend: So what’d you do with your February?

What a bitch, can’t even take a bite.

Great news; your efforts just made a lot of people’s jobs easier. Thank you, Jason!

umm no sorry didn’t you read the article all women like it all women like the same things getting a woman off is just like a video game up up down down ABAB down down up start

Or you could Google it, dickhead.