I suggested Rob Manfred Is A Fucking Terrorist for the headline but Redford is his own man.

So I’m a bit of a bitch, but I see moms whining on Facebook about wanting their kids to see how lucky they are after mom and dad have spent a thousand dollars on Christmas gifts by taking them to a homeless shelter or better yet, a children’s shelter to give out their old toys, and I think these bitches see the poor…

Bill Cosby sucks, but Cliff and Clair Huxtable are my parenting idols.

Sometimes they’re named April. And they wear Guess jeans and get their hair permed whenever they want.

He only needed 8. High flush usually gets you that.

This “kids know what’s best for themselves” logic is so foreign to me. I only hear it from parents whose children prefer them to their exes, and people who believe that a childhood with elements of severe, dangerous dysfunction is a universal experience. So they’re either operating as an interested party…

That assumes the child is making an actual choice and not being manipulated by one parent. In an ideal world sure. But if the parent or parents are manipulators it’s not really the child’s choice.

those are good parents. Their kid often doesn’t finish a race and yet they still freeze their asses off in support. nice.

I think schools have moved away from teaching the “melting pot” concept. I distinctly remember some young person around me talking about the “salad bowl.” In the salad bowl, each ingredient maintains its individuality while contributing to a greater overall dish.

i wish there was a way to defuse and declaw the signal to noise ratio that is social media and the internet. i think we, as humans, tend to take the vitriol way more to heart than the praise we receive online, perhaps out of some inherent lack of confidence in ourselves or self-worth issues - essentially reducing our…

this is awesome. I love this so much.

He covers it almost weekly. It’s a regular (and valid) complaint of his.

Y-yes?

Meh, Thomas got one equally as bad about 3 minutes earlier. I’m ok with it.

Gonna need that Oppo card back now, sir.

Having used it at PAX, I’d say its nowhere near as bad as people seem to think it is.

The dude looks enough like me that I freaked out for a quarter second before realizing it wasn’t my reflection on his Switch.

“someone with no interest in Mario or Mario Kart or Smash or anything else Mario-related” Why would someone like that buy a Nintendo system anyway?...

as someone with no interest in Mario or Mario Kart or Smash or anything else Mario-related

Damn. You.