At last, our long national nightmare is at an end. 

Is that what he gave up in that movie? I thought it was his dignity.

Tony Stark/Iron Man is basically Green Lantern, in that he’s got a thing for any situation, which makes him supremely uninteresting from a superpower perspective. That bad guy needs an ass-kicking? Good thing I have my Stark Industries ass-kicking module that folds into my cotton t-shirt! Perfect! That passerby needs…

Hey, remember when we actually thought Sony and Disney would end their billion dollar partnership?

I get that modern comics Peter Parker isn’t quite the perpetually-broke miserable Tobey Maguire type, but the extent to which Tom Holland is basically just Iron Man Jr. complete with access to the full might of Stark Industries (and probably a few inherited billions if we’re being real) is honestly pretty ridiculous.

Maybe Spider-Man will finally be less Tony Starky. He won’t be, but maybe!

That’s gonna be so good when the next Spider-Man movie is about Scorpion, a private eye who specializes in Tony Stark-related cases, and Jameson hires him to find out about Spider-Man’s connection to Tony Stark.

As a Gen Xer, no. No, he’s not.

I genuinely like this music.

Meh. Theaters refuse to show movies all the time for all manner of reasons. Remember when a bunch of theaters caved to threats from North Korea and refused to show The Interview? Or 1 theater in Georgia banning The Last Temptation Of Christ, only to go ahead with the showing a few weeks later?  The shitty precedent…

JAMC is one of my all time favorite bands, but that Pixies cover is perfect.

CSB time- i was wondering around montmartre on a trip ~15 years ago and i look over and standing a few feet away, looking at some street art is david hasselhoff, in the flesh. reflexively i exclaimed ‘whoa, its david hasselhoff!’ he turned to me, pointed his camera at me and said ‘whoa, its that guy!’ then shot me a…

I don’t care what anyone says, I am not applying The Hoff directly to my forehead.

we can’t really picture him in “the dirty part of town.”

The thing about J&MC: Man I liked their songs and mood and wanted so much to be into them, but their albums were just always haphazard affairs. That’s why it was ironic that they ended their run-and the ‘90s-with “Munki,” a surprisingly solid, varied and enjoyable album. To me there was always a lot of irony in that…

I guess David Hasselhoff is to Gen X as Pat Boone and his covers were to the Boomers.

Fair, but I still kind of love it.

This feels unnecessary in a world where the perfect cover of “Head On” already exists thanks to Pixies

Dude, I’ve actually listened to that CD before. Buddy had it. Internet high-5.

Ok, on this I can speak with authority, as the 80's were ground zero prime teenage/VHS years in the Phantom Zone.