bruce looks soooo young!

Groovy.

When I was fourteen years old, I visited London. There, a middle-aged lady who actually wore cougar-patterned tights tried to lure me into her boudoir by tempting me with a screening of The Evil Dead, a movie I had seen a half-dozen times at least. She presented it as some kind of irresistible contraband, and I was…

The question is mine. Mine. Don’t try and change the goddam narrative, hippie

Especially if the gum is placed by a teen girl that often “accidentally” shows her panties in front of a flummoxed immature dude. 

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I don’t like what I see...

It would take me roughly half a second to say yes. 

It’s funny, but I challenge each and every one of you to go look in the mirror, ask yourself “if I could have a Thanos Land Rover without consequence for what to me is essentially pocket change, would I?” and then answer yourself truthfully.

semi-permeable. Not osmotic.

The beauty of coaching is growing the players from the ground up.

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

To heck with your math, professor buzzkill.  Maximum acceleration or GTFO.  Anyone who complains about survivability are pedos.

Heckuva job on that new lubricant, Grismond!

I feel fortunate that I got to see his beautiful, clean, naked knee before this happened.

FUCK.

LOL OMG YOU WIN

cum back* FTFY

I’m going to hell for chuckling at that.

You win. I’m done. Good night.