Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

So rather than genuine personality conflict, it sounds like the dispute between Antonio Brown and Ben Roethlisberger was more of a “Tastes Great / Less Filling” type of problem.

I’m a simple man, the only thing I really want from a Joker story is Batman showing up and thwarting his villainous schemes.

However, as a career shithead and professional troll I have to watch this movie so that I can argue online about it.

God, I hate myself. >_<

Awesome!

Looks like he had his cum to Jesus moment

This isn’t what the reporters meant when they asked him if Big Ben’s winning ways rubbed off on him.

Steelers fans like him again now

Weren’t the Gods and heroes of Greek mythology equally tragic and, quite often, disturbed? Where exactly do you think these comic writers got their inspiration from?

I Googled Ligma and got a bunch of links about Ninja the blue haired Fortnight streamer. Kinda weird that Marx would have had an opinion about Twitch celebs but I guess everyone needs a hobby.

Joker is one of my all-time favorite comic characters and probably my favorite villain, but everything about this movie and the discussion around it just makes me feel physically tired. At least Leto-Joker was easily dismissed as a dumb stunt that was barely even in that crap movie, this movie and the surrounding…

I know sarcasm doesn’t always translate to text but... we are on The Onion’s sister site are we not? The one with a sardonic approach to pop culture items? How did you make it through the Sean O’Neal years?

Yes, but GalvaTron was specifically talking about this website.

It’s almost like not all of the reviews conform to your very narrow stereotype of what the reviews on this website are.

This feels wrong. A review of this film that isn’t primarily about the hypothetical wrong crowd this might resonate with and why it should be docked a grade for that alone? It’s as if the film is being judged by its merits pertaining to the art of cinema and it’s place within that canon. How am I supposed to know if…

They had a QB with a normal name for 1 quarter.

He’s no Blake Bortles.

Frozen Snickers are wonderful. They also hit a really nice sweet spot when they thaw just slightly. The outside gets a tiny bit soft, making it easier to bite through, but the middle still gives that frozen crunch.

Well at least they get a drunk before dying.