Agreed. The first version had a ‘got to get to work!’ impetus. This one’s more like, ‘Whyyyyyy do I have to go to work?’ vibe.

But I gotta say that ‘Roll out of bed and stumble to the kitchen, pour myself a cup of ambition’ may well be the best song lyrics ever written.

I’d say it’s even giving TNG a run for its money.

You really think people only go to London on the totally tiny, teeny-weeny, itty bitty chance they might see the Queen?

Dude. No.

Get a Sharpie. Anywhere it says, ‘the crown’, mark it out and write in ‘the people’.

There. Done.

Now that I’m past Mayor Trudy’s return, we’re starting to take on projects for town improvement.

Apparently having the church in charge was hampering us. 

Like that one scene in ‘Hollywood Shuffle.’

‘Costed?’ Seriously?

Charles has already waited longer than anyone in British history to ascend the throne. Several years longer than anyone else.

Elizabeth’s had a long run. No one lives forever.

Oh, and BTW, The Root just a couple of days ago reamed out Markle for not having experienced racism enough.

Sigh. I’d be devoted for life to any burger place that offered a whole wheat bun.

For. Life.

Dude. You keep doubling down on ‘I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I’m just gonna keep repeating myself!’

Stop it. It’s not a good look.

If you think stunt drivers have to follow traffic laws on a movie set, you obviously have never seen a movie.

Not true.

Just not true.

You may want it to be true, but those are not the safety rules on movie sets. Actors are NOT ALLOWED to ‘inspect’ a gun.

Actors aren’t supposed to do that. If he had checked the ammunition himself, he would have had to return the gun to the armorer. It’s the armorer’s job to ensure that the guns are safe to use.

Those are the rules. Repeat: IT WOULD BE A VIOLATION OF SAFETY RULES FOR BALDWIN TO HAVE OPENED THE GUN TO CHECK IT.

And dragons and wizards and orcs.

And dragons and wizards and orcs.

I laughed my head off over people complaining that Star Trek: Strange New Worlds was too ‘woke’.

Dude! Have you ever SEEN Star Trek?

My Time at Portia, hands down. If you like the social aspect, the townsfolk in Portia are actually INTERESTING. The emphasis is on crafting rather than farming, although there is farming, but what you do has consequences for you and the town.

I’ve played through eight times now (I think). Don’t ask me how many times I…

A lie =/= truth, you fucking liar.

How many people have you enjoyed killing?

That is a lie, lying liar, you.

Aaagh. Poor kid’s getting it from both sides now.

Let’s not eat our own, OK?

Not the first song to mention purple rain.