Yeah, I’m there for the Star Trek, especially Strange New Worlds.

I’d be happy to sell her the world’s tiniest violin.

As did Carol King.

A friend was baking cookies and I wanted to lick the beaters and she wouldn’t let me.

I explained that I was an adult and could assess that risk for myself, thankyouverymuch.

I was with him until he asserted that no one else had been through what he’d been through.

I know depression often leads to feelings of isolation (and vice versa), but a lot of people have been through grief and injury, too.

So I guess Bob Marley really did shoot the sheriff, then?

Seriously, that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

That would make more sense, although Louisianans don’t talk like that, either.

I really wish people wouldn’t try fake Southern accents. There are dozens of them but everyone ends up sounding like Jed Clampett.

If there were, they would spell it ‘Benwah’ or else pronounce it Benoyt.

Having spent most of my childhood in Kentucky, I can assert that no one there talks like that.

Also, no Kentuckian would be named ‘Benoit’.

A can opener can be bought for little more than a buck at the dollar store. 

A professional should KNOW how.

But that’s not even the problem here - there’s only one subject and she’s not decently lit.

A professional should KNOW how.

But that’s not even the problem here - there’s only one subject and she’s not decently lit.

Also as a photographer, that portrait is shitty.

She’s underlit, you can barely see her face, the focus is on the damned sunrise/sunset and not on HER.

I’ve taken better pictures of strangers who ask me, ‘Can you take our picture with our stupid phone cam?’

It’s nicely composed, which I guess is what you mean, but it’s…

I’m all about the underwater stuff, but pontificating makes me ill.

I’ll give this one a reluctant pass.

I’m all about the underwater stuff, but pontificating makes me ill.

I’ll give this one a reluctant pass.

You apparently HAVE a fucking clue, and yet can’t put this 2 that you have and that 2 that you have together to make 4.

I America, disparity is a racial issue. Full stop.

Read the fucking article.

Sheesh.

Dude.

I’m envisioning a room full of kids covered in milk, either through accident or the inevitable milk fight.

All us frugal people have been doing this for years.

I make overnight oats with Trader Joe’s muesli. Much better than just plain oats.

I also use kefir for the liquid.