So hold on, a girl who is trafficked and preyed upon, forced in prostitution, kills a man who picks her up, is given over 50 years, but a grown ass man killing his girlfriend, pouring bleach on her, and not calling 911 until she’s definitely dead only gets 3 years? Yeah, I can definitely see how he’s more capable of…

Kane Kounty Kubs does have a certain ring to it, plus the Ricketts can reuse some of their existing monogrammed bed linens. 

My vote is gas station chicken salad 

My takeaway from Christine was that sometimes, a car is just possessed and there’s nothing you can do to fix it.

I liked the first one. I just think it was mismarketed. The second was a dumpster fire.

The 2012 Jack Reacher movie’s chase scene was great. Tom Cruise was in a Chevelle that was squirrelly as hell as he chases the bad guys in a modern Audi that handled like it was on rails.

He’s an actual goddamn nazi and seriously fuck you even more than him for wanting to defend that

My 2017 M6GT has nav and I also have the little felt lined cubby to the left of my steering wheel.

Is it a minor incontinence?

On my BMW, left and right arrows on my dash... I am not sure what those are for.... 

“(Insert item here) doesn’t work, but it’s a ten-minute fix.”

I certainly don’t think there’s any excuse for choking a pregnant woman. But someone had to step in and stop Mrs. Rivers already.

I just don’t understand why they’d do this. Why would they give such a tacit endorsement to the racism and white grievance culture that this represents? I appreciate that these invitations are traditional and everything but I really thought Trump would draw the line somewhere.

He actually resigned several weeks ago, but he didn’t think he had to report it to the school.

And Nets.

Todd Bowles:

I’m not saying there’s a reason “Jets” and “Mets” sound so similar, but I'm not not saying it either. 

I honestly think Notre Dame should be excluded from any kind of playoffs since they don’t play in a conference. Force their dumb fucking hand to stop being douches and play a real schedule.

Wear safety glasses, anything is possible. Even crawling under my car to change the oil, the wrench clunked on the car and dirt and rust fell into my eyes.