That should count for two. He was clearly inside the three point line.

Yeah but is he TALL ENOUGH?

There's pipe in that construction zone, and JR was just trying to help that fan get it. 

They’re just trying to keep him away from the hard stuff. Specifically, Hard Knocks.

I mean, he’s not wrong.

Clever girls

As someone that went to school at a small, liberal-arts college in the PNW, your point about simplistic solution to complex problems and how things SHOULD be really strike home for me. I’ve found that many of my peers, especially the far-left ones, have incredible and admirable idealistic principles and capacity for…

“The girls in accounting are still there though, because you KNOW some of them are ready to get a gift basket if you know what I mean. YEAH JEETS!”

I couldn’t tell if the letter writer, Drew, and editor (hah!) all were taking a shit on Fantastic Beasts for being bad or if they all genuinely had no idea

Great technique for getting head though

“Now Dan Gilbert will PAY the PRICE for his LACK of VISION”

That’s quite the proposal you’re putting forth there

You can’t turn T.O. into a housewife

Alas Burneko, hast thou not heard the word of the High Priests of Breitbart?! This was all foretold in the Holy Text (Art of the Deal, blessed be its name) and was intentionally planned so that The Almighty can proceed with the next phase of his plan. Apparently.

Could be worse. They could have donkey brains.

But does Laura that a bicycle kick is performed while standing up and barely jumping?

*cums*

I eagerly await the day that every word of “proud I Caught My Athlete Boyfriend Cheating On Me So I’m Gonna Log Into The Dumbass’s Social Media Account And Blow Up His Spot tradition” can be linked to a different incident.

It certainly did to the cops

Oh, so now my penis doesn’t count?!