He’s basically that hyper-competitive friend that’s fun to hang out with until you play a board game and catch him cheating so he flips the board and burns the house down

I’ve always held that participation trophies were created so that those parents could feel like their special little snowflake won something

Good work Charlie!

Norv and Scott Turner have an open relationship built on father-son communication.

So what you’re saying is that there would be no difference

Don’t worry, you can still count on the insurance companies and bankers to have your back!

Precisely. These are the everyday people who proclaim that they’re not racist at all because they aren’t part of the KKK

Or as he calls them, condom puppets

He better Echeck himself before he Ewrecks himself

Too tragic. They wouldn’t subject the members of their universe to that.

Incredible. Every time you think they’ve come up with every way to shit the bed they find a new, magical way. It’s like watching Jackson Pollock paint.

Anyone know what the record for # of QBs taking a snap in a season is?

How dare you not include Squarespace on that list.

It’s true what they say - once you get your foot in the door of the NFL coaching carousel, Rex Ryan cums all over it

All the bandwagon fans are rooting for the Jets now