Fuck all visor wearers

Win probability chart. I’m a Vikings fan, and my heart rate is still miles above resting rate an hour and a half later. My fitbit congratulated me for doing sixteen minutes on the eliptical, while I was sitting on my couch.

Fuck him

Also as a sidenote, and this comes from being a Pats fan, it drove me nuts when Aikman kept stating that the Saints 17 points comeback was the same as the NE 25 point comeback.

The Vikes still had a timeout left according to the scoreboard. Even tackling him leaves at least two seconds on the clock.

I think the Vikings defense can bring him to heel.

Sorry bud, the title of “world’s greatest QB” goes to the guy who is about to win his third MVP at age 40 and has won 5 Super Bowls. Rodgers is second-best.

Everyone knows perfectly well how Tom Landry would feel about the simulated fucking of a football during an end zone celebration (“I risked my life as the pilot of a B-17 over Europe in WW2 for what? for this?”).

We call people like you a “mark.”

The team is worth over a billion dollars, but yeah, go ahead and give them a few hundred for a piece of paper.

Living in WI for 28 of my 38 years on earth, I can honestly say the worst thing about it has always been Packers fans. There isn’t even a close second. For every good Packers fan there are 20 terrible ones who wear “Drink Wisconsinibly” shirts under their Clay Matthews jersey, treat Lambeau like some goddamn Mecca,…

That po’ boy dropped his sandwich.

First I was going to bash Price, but then I remembered he was actually really good in 2016 (not including a brutal playoff showing) and his elbow probably still isn’t right.

Guy got drunk and high before operating a motor vehicle. He crashed, killed everyone, and now it’s the lawyer who is the problem?

If it’s unreasonable to sue for damages in this case, then it’s never reasonable.

Well when we have the college lecture about the pros and cons of big business in American cities, I’m sure your treatise will be well regarded. But until then maybe we should let the body cool before we go to town on his legacy?

Say what you will about Illitch, but without him, all the Downtown Detroit teams would have went suburb years ago.

Well judging by the picture, Grigson will be headed Eastbound and Down

Packers. Every single one of them.

I have nothing but respect for The Whites, even though many of them are addicted to opiates and are too lazy to get a job! I have some Whites in my family, they are good people, hard working, respectful! If all The Whites where like The Whites I know, they would be happier.