You know what meat is.

It is unreal how bad the referees fucked the Browns in that game.

This man named his daughter after California, no way he opts out

Just Mets things

The most pathetic part is that he acts like literally everyone else regularly drinks beer.

I can only imagine the “what am I doing with my life” thoughts of all the opposing players as they watched him round the bases.

Overwhelmingly white? The people in that video were 100% white.

TIL Japanese college football exists.

They were never remotely close to signing him.

Cueto’s deal was $130m over 6 years, not 4 years

Has it ever happened in a stadium in Minnesota?

Anyone who tries to act like Philly fans are not uniquely assholish is a Philly fan.

I wish they would have. The dirty ass Saints franchise deserves every humiliating thing that comes their way.

KEENUM BOWL BABY

Sorry bud, the title of “world’s greatest QB” goes to the guy who is about to win his third MVP at age 40 and has won 5 Super Bowls. Rodgers is second-best.

No mention of either young emerging superstar QB Carson Wentz or Jared Goff?

Looks like Jeets is getting right to it meeting with the most important execs in the game to establish the Marlins’ new front office:

Fuck Derek Jeter

They are a garbage stat, but the still get compensated in arbitration and show up on TV screens and ESPN.com player pages.