McCarthy is overly defensive when trying to explain something football related? I am shocked! Shocked! How did we get stuck with this maroon for so damned long?

Would love to see George W. and Obama issue a joint statement telling Trump to shove it.

Joe Callahan. The guy they have dumped before. Whew, I am feeling so much better.

Right, because why would you need a back-up quarterback. That’s just crazy talk.

So, with Rodgers going down today, the best way for the NFL to show that they aren’t colluding would be for the Packers to sign him tomorrow. Seems a win-win for Kaepernick. Of course, the Packers do need him, so maybe they would do the right thing?

Damn. Does this mean I actually have to start watching ESPN again?

Of course, every argument Abernathy has coughed up on the pages of the Post has been lazy and flimsy. Abernathy has yet to reach the hallowed heights of the craft that is routinely hit by a high school journalist.

You have the snappy patter of the Fox-watching corner bar-stool drunk down pat. Well played! You get a star!

If the Ellison-Perez match-up is a proxy fight, wherein we get to play in the primary mud again, why not simply avoid it? Go with South Bend Mayor Pete Buttigieg - the guy has a great plan, excellent organizational skills, is clearly progressive, and is as Midwestern as it gets.

You start counting on the Lions to win, this is what you get.