and even they’re really really good, the best ones tend to quit early on

how bow nah?

deeply annoyed at my emotional drunken typos lol

wait, megyn kelly’s show was cancelled right?

love JT. absolutely love 2020 part i. but yeah, no. this is horribly misguided and moronic optics on the nfl’s part. i’d be shocked if he was dumb enough to take it too. but never say never.

quick aside, the blade ii review on aicn that’s making the rounds lately? the poorly written one where he compares the audience to a clit and says he licks a woman’s fingers at on epoint (yeah)? yeah well, the alamo drafthouse ritz (aka downtown flagship theater in atx for alamo drafthouse as a whole) had some very…

“God did not put Lou Holtz on this earth to coach pros”

jesus christ. this fucking dumb bag of bones. he’s somehow the worst espn analyst and jets coach of all time. get off this planet, you prick.

a wildly underrated and hopefully rewarded comment.

omg you’re the “massive pussies” guy. jesus. i’m gonna disengage, have fun dying angry and missing out on everything cool, weirdo.

im gonna take my own advice and not pick this battle. sheesh, you’ve crushed my tuesday night. oh. man.

right. that’s not even a legit attempt at paraphrasing. that’s not at all what i even intimated.

as you get older, you learn to pick your battles. in the grand scheme of hollywood and the vacuum of the universe as a whole, alec baldwin is very far down the list.

santa claus is a black man

one of the most sincere apologies of all time via anna merlan

keiland williams x dejon gomes pls

so dumb. fucking mute it and play music if it’s so bothersome. i have doubts their musical choices will be good considering their issues but ffs what a ridiculous thing to be upset about. swear to god i hate sports fans/men sometimes. just so ridiculous.

this just seems like a horrible accident. teenagers are dumb, jesus christ i’m 26 and i’m a dumbass. she could have been an incredibly inexperienced drunk and just lost her way; a series of unfortunate events. i feel for her mom but yeah...

WELP. HER HUSBAND IS GOD ALMIGHTY AND SHE IS MOTHER NATURE. SO THERE. THATS WHY HE’S OLDER.

this movie is an awesome confrontation of theology. it’s fun, its panic-ridden, it’s shocking, and challenging to get through.

i don’t care for the aronofsky hate people have. he makes pretentious films...who cares? i don’t mind a pretentious film here or there; they still follow narrative guidelines and they’re…