cmon with that title. i had a feeling this would inch on biblical but goddamit why.

a shitty corporate chain bar that shows movies like lawrence of arabia in 35mm on a fucking sunday afternoon, or how about LOVE by Garpar Noe in 3d. Perhaps a doubleheader of peckinpah, maybe a marathon of old school charles bronson films, or deeply weird aftermarket budget horror films on sunday nights. caught the…

yo just hire marc maron to play stan lee pls and thanks

aight then fuck off

big fan of last detail, i will be seeing this day of.

no. easily a no. i doubt any of them know who this woman is.

relax.

racist meth head

i liked the part when he mollywhopped a horse in the face

he’s still relevant, judging by his netflix money, this article, and your need to post a comment.

nah i chuckled at all of these, reserve my seat in hell

you’re...brilliant?

AI: not a game...not a game...

ice cube: no, just a game.

i remember an article posted on io9 a couple weeks back making the most innane mental gymnastics for why this movie had zero promo a month in advance of its release. as i said then and as ill say now, it was clear from that moment on that sony knew this movie was a certified dud. carry on.

uh, as you were.

Margaret Atwood for the regrettable win

i was at fyf. stood in the crowd for four hours basically from the start of tribe till the end of frank ocean (i live in austin so no sweat off my back in this case). we got pretty deep, roughly 25 yds away from front center stage. frank ocean somehow was able to make this one of the more intimate concert experiences…

jay z aka shawn corey carter released the blueprint aka his seminal work on september 11 don’t respond to me i dont wanna hear it i wanna be bad it makes me feel soo good

no. they don’t. austin is the live music capital of the world, you knew what you were getting into when you moved into the red river district which is literally homeless people and concert venues. fucking hate white people.

hey i hate bobby finger just like everyone else but cmon, harry hole is a fucking hilarious name