Much like other commenters here, I am not sure why Offerman offering his thoughts on how Swanson would react during this outbreak received so much venom. The author says the question is “banal” and that’s it. Banality typically doesn’t require the warning “keep your mouths shut!”

Why are you crapping on Keanu to build up his girlfriend? I also don't really get why this interview makes her seem soooo cool. But whatever.

I live for the Frankie/Sam moments 

I’m really not a Sanders person, Warren is my first choice, Sanders is fine and I’ll totally vote for him if he gets the nomination. Your post is still cringey.

She admits to hitting him. Mocks him for running away from physical abuse, and for saying that he is the victim of domestic violence. She also claimed that nobody will believe him, which was pretty true, until the tapes came out.

This dumbass failed upward so hard it’s about time he’s allowed to find his own level.

There’s no way to post vague negative sentiments followed by “don’t ask why” to social media and not come off as passive aggressive, whiny, and attention-seeking.

As long as we’re piling on Jeremey Irons for his past mistakes: Eragon (2006)

While Sanders stubbornly refuses to drop in the polls...

I don’t say political shit on here often, because I’m a middle aged suburban white dude, and nobody needs my opinion, but fuck it.  How does everyone not get it?  You’re not going to out-petty trump.  His followers are people who say “a Swedish teenager made a mean face, better start a tire fire to own the libs.” …

Yes, they owned themselves...straight to the White House. So owned.

I will never, ever be able to generate an explanation why people will get murderously enraged over the treatment of animals when they can barely care about similar treatment of human beings.

Cool that so many people don't believe in rehabilitation at all and apparently want all violent criminals either executed or eternally imprisoned. 

I’m okay with people thinking he should serve more time, or that he shouldn’t have been accepted back into the NFL, or that he should be a complete pariah from society. Those are proportionate responses.

Ask any animal lover whether they would have cared if it was Vick or Favre who did it and they’d say the same: Under the Fucking Jail. Take your race cards and fuck yourselves with them.

ok but that’s the most scripted looking dive I’ve seen outside of Spanish Futbol.

nice white response. figures.

Between spearing the dead bird on his cane last time and throwing the tape dispenser right onto the shelf, Adam Driver is the master of live-television stunt comedy, a category I never knew existed.

Depression is an actual diagnosis. Being sad, or dealing with shit, isn’t “depression.” I wish people would stop that. You can just say “Man, this year I was really sad. And very low and it hurt me.” That would be real.  That’s not the same thing as depression.

It’s pronounced “My Cocaine.”