...and faces zero consequences. “Rule of Law” ya say?

Oh I wasn’t talking about you, but we’re rapidly heading towards some kind of cliff. I guess it’s just which one will hit first.

So Conquest, War, Famine, Death. Got it.

Wonderful.

What else is there?

Wonkette had a meeting in Seattle months ago. I went and it’s amazing just how small our Editrix is in person. She (being a kind, gracious and profane woman) immediately ordered me to carry the grill. I’ve never been more honored!

Ah yes, just like that Police Protection law because hey, we’re all born as Police.

She bites her nails.

Ya know the problem with Oprah is that she loves to toot her own horn. We know what the bible says about that but —

“Where’s Fahey, he used to eat these goddamned things?”

What about the Army appointing a Moose-Limb chaplain?!1

JOBS!!

Reminds me of the time a handsome guy spent the night at my place.

Remember that Hitler said something like (paraphrasing) “I’ve used the 35-year olds to conquer Europe, now we’ll use Germany’s children to conquer Russia.”

Well whomever gets the axe for this deplorable performance will surely meet God —

Here’s the thing: deployment and lax recruitment have us stretched pretty thin (or so I am told). I mean if you have to scrape the barrel for more than one division in Poland...

This is a really, really good read!

What’s really scary: We had the chance to close the book on this sort of shit and we failed. That combined with a changing climate, the recent news that nearly four million people may starve in Africa due to drought.

My uncle has a mazda or some shit with one of those body kits that makes it look like a Lamborghini. It’s been sitting in a barn for the last eighteen years.