Just random spitballing here but I was born in ‘82. Generation Y, Gen Next, Pepsi Generation. Gen X can fuck right the fuck off, all they did was whine and then join the establishment(man!).

Tis the China Hour or something my racist uncle woudl say.

Dear Miss Kara,

It’s that chummy dude-bro part that really fucking irks me.

I hope you have that backed on tape or something.

I’ve never been so happy to claim to be a curmudgeon-in-training!

STOP IT! Seriously, stop it. Find at least one blog you can tolerate and just check in a few times before noon or something.

Oh and I apologize for believing Melania was like a normal human being with feelings. It was my semi-lieberal upbringing that has cursed me with having the slightest twinge of sympathy.

You take hold of the future and don’t ever let it go; even when it claims it can’t breathe.

So, does anyone keep small pets (not dogs or cats)? I mean a few neighbors have bird feeders/houses and we get some of the weirdest birds around. Then there’s the seagulls and the crows who have an ongoing turf war over the local church.

Ya know what’s weird? It’s focusing on the day-to-day and it always turns to food. Thank Gawd I can cook!

Speaking of ghosts.

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wait, General Chang was in this?

Just watch this on a loop --

Yes, nothing quite like treating your romantic life like a job application. I can’t possibly fathom what somebody might not enjoy having to sift through what amounts to I won’t even say it.

We’re basically talking past each other as relationships go. What I wanted ten years ago has no bearing on what I want now but there’s a built-in advantage in being such-and-such.

I’m voicing an unpopular opinion but I distinctly remember a (teacher) friend of my mother (some 20+ years ago) lameting how you can’t tell the kids no, they’re all little lords. Now she’s worried about her husband being deported by a bunch of untrained, stupid, mean, and greedy people with guns and the lew of rawl…

The problem is perception: