Shit you’re right, it is her mum’s book. Missed that bit.

UNC student-athletes will be thrilled once someone reads this story to them.

I’m not a plantation overseer in 1830 South Carolina, so no.

Except the Barstool waiver explicitly refers to their creative process rather than the source material

Weird that they would employ so many underage workers, especially in an environment where they might be exposed to “nudity, sexual scenarios, racial epithets, suggestive gestures, profanity and references to stereotypes.”

Gonna take that a step farther. People who pull up to one of the 2 diesel/gas pumps to get gas when the rest of them are all gas onlyand vacant and the only other diesel/gas pump is occupied by someone else getting gas.

He sure didn’t help in this case.

Yeah I think a lot of people would miss that extra joke at the end.

Expos getting ready to start the post season!

Goddamnit, just write the damn pages already.

That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

No, American Football Culture is the reason he ignored it, and it’s the reason tens of thousands of people want the man’s statue returned to campus. That culture is the reason hundreds of fans wore Ray Rice jerseys to Ravens games after video of him beating his wife on elevator came out. It’s the reason fans decided…

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Life, uh...finds a way.

Mine took me to a Del Taco instead of Taco Bell once...

That is seriously the saddest thing I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard Dashboard Confessional play at Harambe’s funeral.

Probably even faster.

I wonder what an athlete would do Murph in

The guy at MaxMind seems pretty cool about fixing the problem.