No

Go fuck yourself. 

Portland is insufferable enough. Give them a Quidditch team instead.

“It’s less about impressing women than it is ensuring that they are not profoundly horrified by you.”

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

2018 is the stupidest fucking year.

I am normally the first to defend famous people’s right to privacy but I swear that if we do not get high quality photos of this dog soon I will single-handedly topple the British monarchy. I will trade you every single photo of any children this or any other royal couple has or will have (from baptism to wedding to…

That’s how it works in countries that aren’t America The States or The U.S.

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People who survived tend to have survived.

I for one think it would be hilarious to scream non-sequitur brand slogans at golf tournaments.

Bible Thumper.

It really looks like crappy CG from a late-90s B-movie about aliens. His feet shuffle and his shoulders twist, but his head and neck are completely level the whole time. I need a GIF of it.

Ok, I feel bad for Glen Madeiros. Glen Madeiros is fine. In fact, I’d rather listen to Glen Madeiros than JT. Prince, however, was a genius.

I am wondering what else the doctor tried before he settled on “Jenny McCarthy’s half-brother with bad shirts.” But I have to figure he knew he hit it out of the ballpark the second he landed on this one.

Heads up: I will consider blocking anyone whose response to this is anything resembling “I DON’T GET IT I’M OLD”

Came here for this. Thank you, fellow lover of the appropriately placed apostrophe!

Products aren’t “Black” even if mostly black people use them.

My granFanda had a mixed bag of cattle types in her herd and I can tell you from experience that Limousins are obstreperous, indignant jackasses. Freedom cow will be fine.