Dunno how much pool side stuff you could do in April in Indiana, unless you can find a Holidome!

Whew good thing that ban never passed or else I’d be STARVING

The Art of the Deely

We also have beer and we’re not all Walker voters, so please come back soon!

The title is incorrect. That man is clearly bigger than that dog.

Trump hasn’t even been inaugurated yet, and already the peasantry is being forced to entertain the plutocracy in order to obtain their very sustenance.

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

“Man, we’re gonna have to suspend these kids so we don’t end up looking like Baylor. You know that, right?”

Why can’t these grownups be grownups? I would be pretty pissed if I started a new job and was expected to do any of this “light hazing, singing songs, dressing in costume” bullshit.

http://www.suicide.org/stop-saying-committed-suicide.html

We gotta gut it out like Monopoly, gilbert - no quitting until all your property is hopelessly leveraged and everyone realizes what a selfish jerk Dad can be.

(Radio guy hates John Wall because his father was absent.)

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Vaguely related: I wish this were real. Take that Trump, you rotten orange peel of a hypocritical president elect.

Low hanging fruit:

I actually just read an article where Trump’s general counsel said the company will be run by the kids in a “blind trust.” That isn’t a blind trust...