More serious question: how is Snyder allowed to own an NFL team?

Now starting at Left Tackle...Pierre Delecto.

This is the website design of a fucking madman. 2 auto-playing videos, one with sound and one without, along with 3 other video clips linked on the side (and why the fuck do these top stories never change??)

Buddy I’ll have you know that auto-playing videos are the BLEEDING EDGE of web design circa 2005, the year Jim Spanfeller’s brain last acquired any new information. You ever consider what having two or three auto-playing videos on every page does for this site’s video play numbers? If you wanna sell ads to all the…

HEY KIDS, WANNA WATCH US LOOK AT BASEBALL CARDS?

Dallas has yet to beat a good team this season.

so glad the spanfellerians have turned this into an NFL blog.

You don’t enjoy the soothing tones of J.K Simmons with Burt and Ernie selling insurance every time you click on a blog?

They need to PIVOT away from video faster and harder.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

The fact that this exact scenario hasn’t happened yet is what convinced me there was some sort of league-wide collusion against him. Like, nobody wants to take the heat from MAGA dipshits for making him their starter? Ok, fine, the NFL is full of paper tigers, that’s not surprising. But the fact that nobody’s even will…

Wormser was the unsung MVP of that entire crew. Master of aerodynamics, pre-teen hairpie hound who could never get enough, breakdancer extraordinaire.

Latrell Lamar?

Its gotta be demoralizing for a defense to routinely do everything right and have Lamar run 15 yards to convert a third down.  The Ravens are consistently having scoring drives of 10+ plays that last 7-10 minutes and just exhausting a defense.  I’m interested to see if any D coordinator starts trying something new…

Washingtons horrifying staff of witch doctors

For the people who don’t get it:

Anyone who did proper scouting on Lamar knew his limp-wristed throwing style was going to translate to the NFL.

And to think that he could have been drafted by the Redskins and already be out of the league as a result. 

He is the first Packers QB in the Super Bowl era with a perfect rating, and he is the first QB to pass for five touchdowns and run for one more since 1991.

Never have I seen a QB play like this.