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Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

The teenage years are still when the brain is not yet mature enough for critical thinking skills (full maturity happens around age 25). So that’s why the U.S. military actively targets high school students for recruitment.

Perhaps. But the idea that the Astros are only winning because they gamed the system is over blown, almost to the point of complete bullshit. It’s one small part of what was a complete organizational overhaul. First, they did not build their entire roster from a series of no-doubt No. 1 picks from those years. And,

Goddamn you, Andy Reid.

Translation: “We’re not going to be very good, so Zion’s going to sit until all of the early season tickets that were sold already just to see Zion are used, then he will debut so we can sell some more.”

They own the Houston market, which just so happens to be the 4th largest city and 7th largest media market in the US. The team is presently valued at $1.1B.

Negative batman. The worst thing that you can say about the Yankees is that they functionally created the disparate landscape of haves and have-nots across MLB that meant that they could maintain their iron-clad grip on success, and moreover that they are the active leaders in making sure that this landscape will

Fun fact, this is a selfie Randy took using his right arm.

You should’ve just left it at the first three sentences. Nothing you say can make the Astros look worse than the yankees. You cheer for the same team that Rudy Fucking Guiliani cheers for. No. Fuck the yankees. 

Sure, still, fuck the Yankees though.

Right?  Is he no longer a great husband or great father?

Why is Girardi talking about him in the past tense like he’s dead? How fucked up is that? He’s right there, you moron.

C’mon Joe, he’s not dead. I’m going to assume he’s still a good husband and father, if he was before last night.

Tough but fair. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

CC Sabathia pitching 3 games in a row on 3 days’ rest to get the Brewers into the playoffs is one of the coolest baseball things ever

Rosebud is a sled.

Hey A-hole, how bout a spoiler alert next time?

This is why the Jets hired Gase. He sees ALL the sparks. 

I’ve sold monorails to Gang Mills, Lawrenceville, and Elkland, and by gum, it put them on the map!