You’d be grumpy too if you were still having to face off against this kind of competition after 22 years.
— Sean Archer

Tom in his twilight years.

Brady in his twilight years.

Or a human paraquat.

Oh shit, he also appears to be a grown man who brings a mitt to a baseball game.

Thank you! Was too lazy to look it up but figured there had to be another decent player on those teams. What about his O-Line? Anyone of note there?

I couldn’t fathom what he would have done with a passble QB, WR, TE, O-Line, and a blocking FB ahead of him, let alone what those Cowboy teams rolled out there on offense for Emmitt. Besides Scott Mitchell, not sure I could name a single other offense player Sanders lined up with during his career. The man was the…

Think it was Simms.

I get a Daisy from Downton Abbey vibe from her.

+ wood chipper

Deleted. I’m an idiot.

Username checks out.

So much this. Too many confuse the “fast lane” to mean “if I am going above the speed limit, this is where I need to be.” The left lane should be renamed the “passing lane.” It is not a cruising lane.

I don’t care if you are going to eventually pass another vehicle in the other lanes. If you see a line of cars piling…

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But do you have a waterbed and an apartment that overlooks the pool?

John Doe bringing the lead.

Also highly recommend Logavina Street: Life and Death in a Sarajevo Neighborhood.

05 performance? This Modern Love performance still gives me chills.

Spent several years as a zookeeper working with these things. Easily the most terrifying animal I was around. Even walking along side their cage, they would routinely jump up and strike out with their feet.

So you can imagine my caution when I finally made it to Australia and went for what I was hoping several hours…