Since I have a Master’s degree, I insist on everybody calling me Master.
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I had a friend from college named Thor (pronounced Tor). Thor became a Medical Doctor. Forever his name is Docthor whether he likes it or not. I can not believe everyone in his practices does not call him Docthor, it blows my mind.
The only time I ever use “Doctor” is when someone jerkoff yells profanity at me WATCH WHERE YOU’RE GOING ASSHOLE!I always reply THAT’S DR ASSHOLE!
Time to close down the Funbag comments for the week. This is the winner.
Andrew, you are a king among men, and tell me where the dollar should go.
I have a JD so I could demand to be called “Esquire” but then I’d have to kick my own ass. Even doing a college adjunct teaching gig I’ve told students to not call me “professor” or “Dr.” (which many default to in the college setting) and am fine with Mr.
The thing that really bothers me is if he goes by “doctor bobby” then should he be “uncle doctor bobby” and not “doctor uncle bobby”?
Right? How about this, fancy Mr. Asswater- use the poop towel both for your ass and your face, and report back your findings after 30 days. A “Supersize Me” kind of situation, if you will.
Doctor Lastname is an asshole. None of my friends or family call me Doctor except when busting my balls and anything else would be weird. When people I do business with call me doctor, I tell them not to but they don’t always listen and I don’t push the point because it just isn’t worth the trouble.
That’s my current dream “retirement” job.
I'd go another alternate route where I'd agree, but only if they called me The Honorable Judge Reinhold.
One of my best friends is a dentist (met him after dental school) and he has never asked me to call him “Doctor” (though I do go Hangover on him from time to time and say “you’re not a doctor, you’re a dentist). My dad never asked people to call him “Doctor” outside of the hospital/office but one of my friend’s dads…
This is excellent
“There is no fecal matter present”
Or get rid of the last name altogether, and only call him “Doctor,” as if you were a drunk patient showing up in his ER at 3 AM and couldn’t be bothered to learn his name.
Best minimum wage job?
My first job/Minimum wage job is easily the best. I worked at a golf course as a “players assistant,” essentially greeting golfers before the round, taking their clubs, loading them up on the cart. Then after the round, you greet the golfers coming off the course, wipe up the clubs, and they flip you between $2 and $5…