So Landry Jones was assigned to Dallas solely because of his name, right?

It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

My tin-hat theory is that the NFL will not allow the Lions to win until they give back the Thanksgiving game so that the NFL can have it in a bigger market. 

I don’t think so, Jerry just loves an ass-kisser and Jason Garret is the ass-kissingest ass-kisser who ever kissed an ass.

Ooofff, I haven’t seen an awkward white boy so thoroughly ignored since I was in highschool.

Despite his generally poor first six games offensively, Correa has been incredible with the leather thus far. I was glad to see him (hopefully) break out last night. When he’s 100% he is an amazing baseball player.

Tough to beat an 11th inning walk-off, but I thought Correa’s throw to nail LeMahieu at home in the 6th was his most important, most clutch and most skillful play of the game.

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

He really fucked those throws right in the pussy. 

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

When your QB throws 5 picks the entire game is garbage time.

How am I suppose to be hungry for a W when I’m filling up on turnovers?

I assume the Eagles’s problem is that they are trying to play nine dimensional chess and assumed that due to the tension between Cousins and Diggs, there would be no connection there. So why waste a defender to cover Diggs? An absolute brilliant strategy with just one minor drawback.

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

Clifford, did you pee your pants?

Problem is, if they haven’t already used it, a team scoring to take the lead under two minutes will just take it then and run out the clock, thus preventing the other team from answering.

and yet here you are in the dirt with the rest of us, you slug

Jim Spanfeller